Attack on Prime: The Masterlist

Alright everyone! Time for the big, hulking, massive mega, masterlist for my crossover between Transformers Prime and Attack on Titan called “Attack on Prime” Hopefully I get everything, but this will be pinned to my blog! Let’s go!

Summary: After Optimus Prime became one with the Allspark and the end of Predacons Rising, he is somehow sent to the world of Attack on Titan. Now in a world where humanity is no longer at the top of the food chain, and is now fighting for survival, he will do everything in his power to aid in the Walls survival. For freedom is everyone’s right.

Keep reading

Attack on Prime: The Masterlist Part 2

Well, time to add to this hunking, jumbo, masterlist with more asks, an anthology, and a few one shots. Hopefully I get them all! Let’s Roll!

Keep reading

Attack on Prime: The Masterlist Part 3

Part 3 of this giant ass thing, and boy I added a lot to this thing. Also, some of my links are no doubt messed up because fucking Tumblr is being a dick, so I’m going to have to ultimately figure out which one it is. But for now:

Keep reading

Attack on Prime: The Masterlist Part 4

Well…I am going to try and update this Masterlist. I’m certain I’m going to miss stuff but whatever. I guess this is the best I got:

Keep reading

Attack on Prime: The Masterlist Part 5

Part of me hates that I have to update this massive list, but a lot has happened. So here we go!

Attack on Prime: The Masterlist Part 6

Since Guren No Yumiya will be coming out on July 4th, I figured I’d update the Masterlist one final time. This will no doubt take a while but hopefully I get everything!

Let’s go people!!!!

Attack on Prime: The Masterlist Part 7

In honor of Attack on Prime wrapping up after 11+ years, I shall update this once again! Also there are some spoiler stuff ahead

Attack on Prime: The Masterlist Part 8

I hate that there's a part 8 but we're doing this!

Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

This is the guy who made the first genetically-engineered babies (a horrific ethics violation that landed him 3 years in prison) and his tweets are so unhinged that I genuinely can't tell if he's trying to be funny or is 100% serious

This machine kills AI

This is the most satisfying story I've read in a long time

don't. shake. the baaaby.

A character can still be a great character without being a good person.

In fact, some of the best characters are terrible people.

Because a character’s worth should be based on how complex and interesting they are, not their morality if they were real.

Yes. A thousand times, yes.

Said just by this day. And so here is the most absurd ship that I could come up with

You're gonna love this:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/22830688

My back hurts

Well bless his heart

Final Destination movies are getting a lot lazier

I work a labor job near a very big tech headquarters, so I see these musktrucks every day and interact with their owners frequently. And I've come to realize that a lot of these guys are desperately insecure in their masculinity. Which isn't a stunning revelation or anything. But like, the insecurity is rooted in the nature of their work and the 'traditionally masculine' skills they don't know a lot about and are very, very fragile about. And this truck is like, a magical bridge for them, over that gap. Or it's supposed to be, that's what I think it is marketed as in a twisted way. It seemingly combines things they are knowledgeable and comfortable with - techy gimmicky horse shit - with the things they don't know a lot about: tools for doing physical work, which affirms the masculinity they feel alienated from.

Because no matter how much money they make, how successful they are in the tech hive city, they still get bent out of shape when they encounter physical problems to solve like the one in the picture above. Because it's outside their domain of experience. And society tells men that they should be, not only knowledgeable about these things, but masters at it. And they aren't.

But if they buy Elon's cybertruck , maybe they can become more like the rugged, capable jock their dads always wanted-

It's really sad. It's funny, don't get me wrong, but the more I interact with these guys and the more I understand what's wrong with them them, the sadder it is, too.

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

Don't let Republicans distract you with gimmicky culture war bills. Republican policies are making Americans' lives shorter and worse in every conceivable way.

Rating: not cute

ತ_ತ