The Unbearable Sassiness of Being

I'm sorry, the cephalopod facts continue during sex.

a woman will be 28 or whatever and all the 24 year olds are in shock like “no fucking way I seriously couldn’t tell. you don’t look near death at all”

fuck my stupid gay life i drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was DRY 😭😭😭

Wanted to draw the badass fight between Eddie and the Demobats - he wins it btw, because I said so!

smallanimal's hand-made silver script 'freak' pedant suspended by leather cord ⋆

i think fat people should be allowed to maul their doctors alive when they come to them about a health concern and only hear "have you tried losing weight"

Lantern Earrings // Diana Caldarescu

The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

I haven't purchased a HP item in close to a decade - I use the books I already had as doorstops or to prop a laptop up for meetings nowadays.

There is NO "death of the author" with JK Rowling - she controls and continues to profit from her IP, and uses that money to fund hate groups.

Here's your periodic reminder of why it's so important not to buy any Harry Potter merch or watch anything JKR profits from.

It isn't about cancelling problematic media, idgaf. We're capable of reading books we already own with a critical eye.

It's about not giving more power to someone who is using it to materially harm our community.

And yes that includes that shitty video game, yes that includes the Lego sets, yes it includes visiting the theme park. Stop giving Transphobia Georg money.

Also continuing to promote it with goods already purchased or made by indie makers or yourself is still encouraging others to buy merchandise. It's about visibility. The fastest way to kill a fandom is to go silent on it, don't talk about it, don't wear merch, don't write fic, don't list your hogwarts house in your bios and shit. If it's not being engaged with then it falls out of style and we move on.

To be clear, in this hypothetical, I’m a bear. The animal.

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1986

inspired by this post by @criticaloser 🥰

Does the Babysitter Dude with the Good Hair in the Sailor Outfit know that the Rockstar Dude with the Good Hair and the Guitar is in love with him?

Crocheted Snail Shell Hat, designed by Sarah Baumgartner on Ravelry. Find the free YouTube tutorial here!

i really think this tweet is onto something

#exact same opinion but in my experience plenty of the children are over the age of 24 as well