Don't Blink. Seriously. For Reasons

got caught giving a fuck. embarrassing.

Tumblr is odd because you’ll see a mutual post something really profound like “the birds still sing for those who listen” and you see them 5 minutes later saying something like “need to be pegged.grilled cheese style”

something possessed me

@skecherss your tags are dead on a deserve to be seen

Matt's little :] to hide the barely contained violence and rage and grief that's vibrating under his skin at a frequency that would register on a richter scale is everything to me actually

y'all are never gonna believe this

Prepare yourself.

Made this meme because of @whatagreatproblemtohave's comment on my new fic :)

It's not, like, the biggest example of media where you had to be there to really get it, but I feel like André the Giant's turn as Fezzik in The Princess Bride loses something if you didn't experience the sheer weirdness of him being arguably the most famous professional wrestler in the world at the time. Like, this isn't a case of a retired wrestler transitioning into acting years later – the dude literally headlined at WrestleMania III the same year The Princess Bride hit theatres. The contrast between his wrestling persona and his character in the film was intensely surreal.

'Republicans graduating from law schools' have invalidated the Constitution, due process, and habeas corpus all to not offend First Felon and his highly illegal and morally devoid policies.

This is human trafficking. Always a projection.

THE PRINCESS BRIDE 1987, dir. Rob Reiner

Barbie x Unique Vintage