ronin beats sniper!

Cuno and Cunoesse running like kids :')

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

I have no words.

I knew comments wouldn't let me down.

taking the porn off tumblr just made us all hornier. it used to be that we’d only sexualize basic things, like human bodies. but now?? you wouldn’t believe the things my mutuals are getting off to

2016 tumblr porn: straight up just a gif of penis in vagina

2025 tumblr porn: video of someone slowly bringing a magnet to a CRT tv screen while static is playing

porn equivalent of the batman: the animated series writers being told the joker can't kill anyone.

yknow how tentacle porn exists because japanese artists couldn’t draw dicks without running afoul of censors? its just that again

* Knowing that eventually a ghastling will be happy fills you with determination

These silly thangs made my week dude. I used to hate them but lowkey now I feel bad. Mojang giving out update bangers makes me happy.

what the fuck was this direct

god bless our troops [the ppl at ublock origin who keep updating the filters to keep working on youtube]

Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them

It's always "oh no my evil clone or twin or whatever is trying to kill me" and never How is my evil clone? Says a lot about society

Me, crashing the fuck out: you think you're better than me? You think you're fucking better than me???

My good clone, dodging a glass: I mean like objectively yeah

idk why but i feel like being a punk is for he/hims and doing ballet is for she/hers

Bibliography

reblog to have Marva infest frblr as well

Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw

Guys we HAVE to kill mario

If this doesn't work, we might have to use drastic measures... we might have to kill pikachu

Aberration babies with Medusa gene make for the perfect Tangela fandragon