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@melsimps / melsimps.tumblr.com

Blog where I RB stuff about characters I simp for Feel free to RB my stuff too 22 lol. The wannabe milf behind the dilfsilver revolution.
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TAGLIST !

if you want to be notified everytime i publish a new fanfic, please fill the form below. (the form doesn't gather your e-mail address) see who i write for and what are my requests rules! — link here.

‼️ everyone i did some changes on my taglist form, so if u already fill the form, please do it again!! some of the answers got excluded. ‼️

please lovelies @decaf-mother @evanpetersbf @mistysconcilium @strawb3rrystar @wcnderlnds @xrag-dollx can you fill the form again! 😓

there's someone that username was @samscunt, but i can't find the blog...

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soon i'll be posting (and answering) a peter maximoff request, but i have more drafts i want to write -and i will work on all of them- but which one i should prioritize to post after?

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There is nothing more precious to me as a writer than the comments left on AO3. Whenever I get that email notification, I wonder what kind of comment was left. To have a little fun, I'm going to sort the typical comments into a few different categories and share my reactions to them as a writer.

If you feel I missed a comment type, please let me know. I'm curious to learn what other classifications you think exist (positive comment types only please - let's not make this negative). Also, if you wanted to tag yourself, I'd love you know what type of commenter you think you are.

The Polite Conversationalist - Your comment confirms that you read and enjoyed the fic or chapter. You offer praise for the author's efforts and encouragement for them to continue. - If this is you, please know that I'm imagining us holding a book club together. I brought us snacks.

The All Caps Reaction - You left the most unhinged comment. - You were screaming as you read it? I was screaming as I wrote it. Let's be friends.

The How Dare You - The angst is real. And painful. And I'm sorry but the story needed it. - This is a compliment of the highest order and I'm so glad you left it.

The Conspiracy Theorist - You are so invested that you are trying to figure out what comes next. - I'm so excited to read your ideas. They let me know the story tracks for you. And I'm either smiling because you guessed right and I'm excited for you to read what comes next, or I'm grinning because I know the plot twist is going to blow your mind.

The Catch-Up - You haven't commented in a while and are letting me know you are catching up. - I'm so glad you are back! I missed you. I know life gets busy and it means a lot to me that you took the time to read my story.

The Giggle - You laughed at my jokes and let me know. - Did we just become best friends? I'm already making you a bracelet.

The Callout - You found my favorite line in the chapter or fic. - I love you so much. You just made my day, my week, my month. Seriously, all the love for the reader. xoxo

The Repeat Customer - could also be any of the above, but every fic, every chapter, there they are with something kind to say and a wish to see you again next week/month/whenever. The pfp/username combo you could pick out of a sea of people in an instant.

The Happy Insomniac - "I just wanted to let you know that it's 4 am and I stayed up all night bingeing your work" say no more fam, me and my keyboard are yours for life now

The Book Report - You identified a major theme/motif/metaphor/all of the above that I was trying to draw out, and even found some clever use of language/character/symbolism that even I didn’t realise was in there - I am proposing marriage on the spot.

The Emoji Drop - You’re not sure what to say or maybe you’re a little shy so you just left a <3 Thank you so much, you’ve made my day! Big puffy hearts back atcha!

'i want smut' - go find it and engage with what you find!

'i don't want smut' - stop reading it and leave the authors that write it alone.

hope this helps :)

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Anonymous asked:

I have a dinosaur nugget plush, and all I can think rn is that "Peter Maximoff would LOVE this"

...he's rotting my brain frfr

HE WOULD.

I am a plush/stuffed animal connoisseur you know he would love a Dino nugget plushie. I own a goose plush and some squishmallows too (mainly from my bf :p) and I feel like Maximoff would just sit with the heinous amount of plushies I own all day :3

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Same here! Also (I was the anon lol), here is the Dino nuggy plush in question. Affectionately named "Oedible Rex"

(Also I have so many plushes myself, its crazy)

The way I knew it was you anyway I bought Hawk today.

Omg I love him he has so much spirit in such a small form a la Jenna Marbles' Cermet.

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Anonymous asked:

I have a dinosaur nugget plush, and all I can think rn is that "Peter Maximoff would LOVE this"

...he's rotting my brain frfr

HE WOULD.

I am a plush/stuffed animal connoisseur you know he would love a Dino nugget plushie. I own a goose plush and some squishmallows too (mainly from my bf :p) and I feel like Maximoff would just sit with the heinous amount of plushies I own all day :3

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Same here! Also (I was the anon lol), here is the Dino nuggy plush in question. Affectionately named "Oedible Rex"

(Also I have so many plushes myself, its crazy)

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Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

Actually I’m so happy the likes number starts with 69

Actually I’m

so happy the likes number

starts with 69

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

“you’re so funny” thanks no one wanted to play with me as a little kid so i’ve been scheming like a criminal ever since to make them love me and make it seem effortless

“you’re so funny” thanks I was a curious child ever reviled by everyone except my own father

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Idk how to explain it, but Peter Maximoff gives me either the vibes of a guy that has like an entire gaggle of kids, or the vibes of a guy that's just got one. And like, both fit completely.

Its either a whole-ass litter, or he's one and done (Luna Maximoff, our beloved). No in-between. Ya get me?

oh definitely. To me hes so attached to Luna that he can't fathom having another. They are attached at the hip ever since Luna was a newborn.

You get baby fever again once Luna is a little 5 year old and Peter is definitely telling you "nope! Nuh uh. This will pass babe trust me. Our Luna is perfect and I don't think she wants a little sibling."

"I want a ba-"

"She doesn't want a little sibling."

But then he's still fucking you and filling you like he secretly wants another. (Can't help it. You feel too good)

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"Ao3 should allow multiple kudos" "I want to be able to leave more than one kudos"

COMMENT ON THE FUCKING FIC

I SWEAR TO GOD NO ONE COMMENTS MUCH NOW WHEN THE ONLY WAY TO SHOW APPRECIATION FOR A SINGLE CHAPTER IS COMMENTING AND I AM NOT HAVING THIS BULLSHIT BE LIKE TIKTOK WHERE NO ONE EVER COMMENTS POSITIVITY

FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST COMMENT ON THE FUCKING FIC YOU DON'T NEED A MULTIPLE KUDOS BUTTON YOU NEED ACTUAL WORDS

TRUST ME ON ANY WEBSITE OR APP I POST COMMENTS AND WORDS ARE 10X BETTER THAN ANY PLAIN LIKE AND WORDLESS REBLOG IF YOU LIKE SOMETHING LEAVE WORDS

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Grapefruits and Pomegranates

James Patrick March x gn!reader

word count: 2.1k

content: whiny subby needy james smut, little bit of overstimulation, james begs, mentions of murder, reader is stated to be dead and a murderer but it’s not really plot relevant, penetration, reader rides james, brief oral (reader receiving, still gn!reader), once again whiny subby needy james you have been warned, mans had a 70 year celibacy streak. mdni on this one.

@authorsofghosts after 20 billion years here we are

also everyone thank @marchsfreakshow for giving me the inspiration to finish this fic + just for having top tier jpm fics in general

Ik this is gn but I just gotta use my favourite gif

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