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Alex. 29 years old, non-binary trans masc. they/he. Human creature dwelling in Texas. Been grooming dogs for 6 years. Interests include zoology, dead stuff, nature, and video games. Goth gf connoisseur. Hyena enthusiast. GW2: LazyHyena.2178 LoL:TheActualWorst - DM if you'd like to add me on Discord :)

since they haven't given us boops this year: ASCII cat paw for you to inbox your friends with⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

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Why're y'all in such a rush to escape samsara anyway this realm has animals you can pet and Nashville hot chicken you can eat and loved ones you get to share a life with

What's the point of achieving enlightenment when I can simply enjoy a delicious pastrami sandwich

I think this line of thinking— enjoying things just for what they are and not seeking something higher— would probably lead you to breaking free of samsara tbh

but my strami...

#Uh - Virmon - Although Jyarimon start life as innocent-looking blobs with wings, these fiery little guys are destined for big things. As they grow into Virmon and develop stubby legs, they are able to use numerous little fangs to nibble at everything in sight, delivering hot bites that get more powerful and aggressive as these Digimon age.

#Uhh - Rudimon - Standing upright? Look at this guy go! He's unstoppable! From running around on all fours as Gigimon to standing tall and growing claws as Rudimon, this Rookie is going places. Hey now, what's that developing symbol on his chest mean? Eh, nevermind, it can't be that important.

#Uhhh - Snarlmon -  As Guilmon grow into Snarlmon and later Growlmon, they loose their sense of childishness and become more wild and aggressive. What are you trying to prove? You and Guilmon look basically the same! One day a Digimon grows a little hair and suddenly he thinks he can take on the whole world or something!

#Uhhhh - BattleGrowlmon -  Oh man. Uh, this a real step up from Growlmon. Looks at those blades! What do you mean that jaw attachment is a restraining tool for my safety? Good thing this guy is being raised by someone pure of heart, right? I'm, um, I'm sorry for what I said before! 😅

#Uhhhhh ValorGrowlmon - Phew!! I am just so relieved you're going down this digivolution path instead of becoming some kind of, like, world-ending wave of terror monstrosity. ValorGrowlmon, you're okay with me! Just stay on that righteous path!

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Follow for more In-Progress… Digimon Pokemon?? evolutions!

committed to doing one of those "100 movies I've watched" list but my memory is BAD so it's a lot of the ones that were memorable either because i saw them a lot as a kid OR because they sucked so much that they imprinted on my brain sadlfkjskfj

anyways

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