Hiiii :3

a new puppy got adopted! ^w^ thanks @meowra-dog for the support!

You can help create and adopt a puppy on my ko-fi (under commissions, starting at $20). Any support will help me pay rent and bills! Link here! 🐶🐾💖💖💖

Sleepy!

it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal

Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home

HEY who TF is responsible for modern Chinese corporate drinking culture with getting drunk as a semi-mandatory means of sussing out sincerity?????

im sorry i know its already been dunked on but I just wish the next time this person made up a farmer from a country that sounds primitive to them I could make them change places with the person they just made up like some sort of movie premise punishment

nicaragua for the record is one of the few countries in the world with a woman president, and a leader in mass adoption of renewable energy, the only reaosn it's agricultural industry is still suffering so much is that us armed contras continually sabotaged all investments into it throught out the 70s 80s and 90s

me and my 5 weed smoking girlfriends

由于中国世纪已经到来，我现在只会用（可能写得不太好的）简化汉语来发帖。

有一天，我们都会回首往事，大笑起来，不过，我们会以一种明显的中国方式大笑。

当有人谋杀“South African Pedophile Hitler”时，我会回去用英语发帖

"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.

<currently blogging from inside this idiot's walls>

PLEASE help me feed these ethernet cables downstairs or I'm gonna kill myself before you get a crack at me

thread it down here champ, we'll get this installed come hell or high water

you are the best scary murderer who could have ever crawled into my walls

Tons of mileage to be had out of this image so thought I'd share it

heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver

Fake yourself as human.

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

physics is scary what the hell is the Riemann zeta function doing in the equation for the critical temperature of a Bose-Einstein condensate

big fan of when youtubers break out the corkboard and string. thats when you know youre in for an insanely pointless breakdown of a media you're only tangentially familiar with.

imagining having to write this on the blackboard a hundred times