Hey i’s me. Monkey Overwatch. Hope you all had a lovely summer. Your dad loves you. Your dad loves you so fucking much. please return my texts. Enjoy the burger i sent you in the mail.

Hey does anyone remember Nintendo selects btw? Remember when Nintendo would actually drop the price on some of their older games? Now if you want like fucking 8 year old botw you need to still pay 70 bucks

we need to start killing people

there should be a job called puzzle solver where you solve puzzles and get paid a living wage . i would be so good at it.

everyone saying programmer and engineer doesn't get it i don't want a job that involves problem solving i want to travel around as a rogue puzzle guy ala professor Layton. i want to get paid to solve a rubix cube and then sort colourful water into different bottles. it would be enrichment for me.

Wtf do you mean 599 us dollars. Sigh guess im getting a Wii

it's called the Switch 2 because you Switch 2 a cheaper hobby

the “i wanna go home” never leaves my head even when i’m physically sitting in my bed

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you know i got that wiimote strap on

i didn’t mean it like that and y’all know it :(

I so desperately want to be able to convince Trump supporters with facts and logic and empathy, but it’s so important to remember that their ignorance is INTENTIONAL. my mom didn’t let us watch Sleeping Beauty growing up. I asked her why recently and she said, “it was evil.” when I pointed out other movies had similar themes and depictions of evil, and asked what the difference was, she couldn’t. I pressed one more time and she just said, “it felt evil to me. I didn’t like it”. same thing with dune 2: she said it was “dark”, and I was, “literally, like the movie’s lighting? Or the themes?” and she said “I don’t know” and didn’t want to talk about it more. many conservatives genuinely cannot tell the difference between “I don’t like it” and “this is evil” and they do not care to learn despite many chances

and while I’m at, this can also be true of left-leaning people!!!! please think about things. you are not necessarily smarter than conservatives and you are not immune to propaganda