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if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside
if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier
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personpitch2007
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stumbleoutermales
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
*clicks play in morbid curiosity*
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I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do
I don’t know how I forget about this every year but I love it
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having a blorbo with a common name is so fun bc you’ll see people tagging posts “john” or whatever and you’re like well my john wouldn’t do that but it’s so special that yours would
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disco truly is the only genre worth having its own ball
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made this for my dear boyfriend. i have heard total of two songs by this band
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me finding out my mutual is one inch taller than me
saheeli-rai
Put your height in the tags
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thats what the whole show is about dumbass. breaking=bad
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I love seeing people go insane over their ugly little men like, I get it. I have an ugly little man too except he’s hot and beautiful and pretty
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I made this really quickly
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GEN Z PROGGERS:
Rush: Geddy would 100% be blogging on here with us freaks. Most likely baseball because obviously a prog fandom wouldn’t exist in this timeline. He would also try to drag Alex on here (successfully). Alex would start a wildly popular gimmick blog that would get shut down when him and Geddy come out as beautiful lesbian tgirls. However, Neil would be a redditor (unfortunately). I think once he matures a bit he’ll get fed up witb reddit and become the originator of an epic copypasta along the lines of “sayonara you weaboo shits” before deleting his account.
Yes: Jon would be selling crystals and tarot readings on Etsy. Steve would become The Vegan Teacher. Chris woukd get famous on TikTok, and maybe also become some kind of twitch streamer. Rick would be twitter famous and have beef with a celebrity (I’m thinking sass-off with Liam Gallagher). Alan is chronically offline <3
ELP: Keith would be really into extreme sports and Urbex. He’d have a YouTube channel. Greg would be trying (and failing) to be an instagram influencer and ends up making a crypto scam. Carl would be a Wholesome TikToker, but really every video is a thirst trap.
Genesis: Peter is your typical high school theatre kid. He’d use LOTS of neopronouns and maybe also possibly be on tumblr as well. Mike and Steve would try to sell weed on Etsy and market it as an herb with “healing properties” and get shutdown. Tony barely knows what YouTube is. Phil would be mostly normal but join a bunch of really niche subreddits dedicated to model trains and become a mod.
King Crimson: Fripp would be really into computers and cybersecurity. He’d also be cyberstalking Greg and maybe is the one that takes down hos crypto scam. Bill would argue with people on twitter. John would make livestreams of the parties he goes to and forget about posting them. David gets cyberbullied by Fripp and quits the band. Jamie films himself running over a computer in a truck before becoming a monk, and instructs Bill to post it for him.
(OMG JSJSJSS I HAVE TO ADD TO THIS)
Jethro Tull: Ian would abstain from any internet and curse all who use it, saying “we should go back to the good old days!!! Phones are evil!!!” But also use photo filters to the max. Every photo of his would have one stupid Snapchat filter. Gets into agreements on Facebook 24/7 because he always falls for ragebait (and resolves said arguments by dozing people). Martin would run a guitar YouTube account and post tutorials. Not for songs, just for passages he’s made himself and if anyone tries to request something he goes “what sorry, I haven’t heard of that song!” Jeffrey is a chronic tumblr art kid. Used to be on deviant art. Deep in fandom. Barrie is a sports kid and only watches YouTube shorts so he’s dreadfully behind on trends. John is CHRONICALLY ONLINE like badly. Cannot get his ahh off TikTok.
I would like to join with pink floyd.
Pink Floyd: Roger is definitely chronically online and constantly arguing with people on twitter about the smallest thing and would be uploading stories to Instagram about how he hates the government and the parties he goes at and blacking out because he drank too much. David would be a makeup influencer and would upload his skincare morning routine, would probably dye his hair at home and probably chemically burn it. Nick is all about cars and everything is car/racing themed. He's the most chill out of everyone. Rick would be chronically offline and would probably occasionally shitpost on Instagram. Also he would be uploading those sad boys stuff. Syd well he would probably share his life in a cabin in the woods and is on the conspiracy theory side.