For the record, I would never knowingly use or share AI generated art in anything I post, so if you ever catch me doing so, it was an accident, and I'd like you to let me know so I can delete it.

being woken up to a hand pressing onto your boxers, lightly trailing over the sensitive spots…gradually pressing harder…without even realizing it your grinding and moaning. The pace quickens leaving your breathing ragged waiting…body limp from sleep but trembling from pleasure. Then the boxers are gone and you feel their tongue teasing and taunting until you crumble apart piece by piece…

the deep and profound betrayal when you're writing cruising along feeling so inspired and motivated only to suddenly get your knees knocked out from under you by one (1) specific paragraph

I fucking adore demon/priest AUs but what I desperately need is a fic where the demon falls so in love with the priest that they accidentally ascend into being an angel

can we make a siren equivalent of getting bit by a vampire or werewolf and then immediately sexualize it by writing smut about it

Big news for smut writers who are obsessed with the heat trope

dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

for some reason, with this website, i was able to complete small tasks ive been fruitlessly bugging myself to do for weeks??

anyway, i feel almost good now :^)

im glad this got some notes!!!! i hope it helps y’all find some measure of peace or comfort <3

Reblogging for my own reference later, and in case it benefits anyone else reading this.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

manager in the fanfiction universe: I don't care how many flower petals you're coughing up. You need to come in today

Get an angel you can hurt.

im suuch a deep sleeper, wouldn't it be a shame if someone took advantage of that to break into my room and breed my cunt? i deserve to wake up sore and confused from being used like a fleshlight and a cumdump all night...even better if i wake up while im still getting fucked and have to be gagged bc my cries and moans are so loud it might attract my neighbours...

pervy scientist who does tests on you all day to see what makes you cum the fastest and/or hardest

hes got toys and vibrators and drugs and you just have to lay there while he puts on various videos.

it doesnt matter how much you protest that youve came too much already, and youre way too sensitive now, he will keep doing different things.

Wont you be a good little subject and power through these tests?

new blog same vampire

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

A plug in my ass, a cock in my cunt, their hand controlling a suction toy on my dick, their teeth at my neck, their voice in my ear, "my needy boy, my horny slut, I bet you can't even hold it, I bet you can't stop yourself from cumming, you know you shouldn't, you know I haven't given you permission, but your naughty cock feels so good," they're right, the intense pleasure feels so good, my body tenses, my cock throbs, I try to push their hands away but they tut, "no if you can't control yourself, that's not my fault." I can't help it, I cum with a desperate gasp, knowing that my future will be raw and intense, "good boy, you're such a fun toy to play with but you have to face the consequences. Every time you cum, I'll add another ten minutes to the timer. You'll learn to behave eventually."