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@mintytrifecta / mintytrifecta.tumblr.com

My name is Memphis Tennessee and I'm part lizard
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I'll See You On The Moon - MintyTrifecta - The LEGO Movie (2014) [Archive of Our Own]
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HEYย  DO YOU LIKE THE LEGO MOVIE?? HOW ABOUT BENNY AND HIS ORIGINAL BACKSTORY?? DO YOU LIKE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF PACIFIC RIM REFERENCES AND META HUMOR??? OR MAYBE MUTUAL PINING AND SOME OF THE MOST TENDER ENDINGS Iโ€™VE EVER WRITTEN???ย  THEN BOY DO I HAVE THE FIC FOR YOU FOR THE LAST 8 MONTHS AND 17 DAYS I HAVE WORKED ALMOST NONSTOP TO CREATE THIS FIC AND WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN FOR YOU TO READ IT

#PLEASE#The lego movie#the lego movie 2#Benny the spaceman#Benny Blue Chu#Benny tlm#also a lot of just references to charlie day#because haha meta#but seriously I worked really really hard on this thing I need some validation for all that time spent#so please read it#Emmet Brickowski#metalbeard#unikitty#wyldstyle#vitruvius#ISYOTM
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Love love love characters that present themselves as emotionally open social butterflies but the more you see of them the more obvious it is that theyโ€™re the most closed off fuckers in the story. Sure, they want to help you with your personal problems and messy emotions, but if you turn that shit back on them, theyโ€™ll shut down or deflect every time. Why are you sticking your nose in their business anyway? Itโ€™s not like it matters. Theyโ€™re not a person, theyโ€™re just a role being played. Theyโ€™re the guy who fixes things and saves people. Please ignore the man behind the mask, heโ€™s fine. Everythingโ€™s fine.

#Daring charming#Who the hell knows what his motivations are it's not like he ever talks shout Anything
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For peeps of mine who haven't watched Rick and Morty (the correct choice tbh, you have good taste) here's a list of Random Bullshit that's canon in the show that you probably didn't even know:

  • Rick and Morty have hopped to at least two different universes to escape their various fuckups (three, if the universe where squirrels are sentient and control the government wasn't a weird joke) and the entire Smith family has jumped universe once.
  • Morty and Summer (his sister) have a canonical giant incest baby that lives in space named Naruto.
  • The baby itself was NOT conceived with intentional incest, but with a series of wacky shenanigans involving giant sperm, a horse breeding mount, and sexism.
  • Summer raised said baby mostly off-screen for like a month and taught it love and how to escape prison.
  • Rick has been pardoned for his Earth crimes at least three seperate times by pretending to be the turkey the President pardons on Thanksgiving. Somehow no time has passed however and they remain their normal ages.
  • FDR used to live in the basement of the White House as a giant spider creature. Used to because Morty burned him alive.
  • The show hates having canon SO FUCKING MUCH that Rick outright refused to even admit he had a backstory at all for four seasons.
  • One of the reoccurring villains is a guy named Story Lord who is legit just fighting for the show to have Canon Stakes and to give a fuck about its untapped potential. Rick and Morty both mock him relentlessly.
  • The many universes of Ricks made a government. Rick destroyed it. Then another version of Morty crushed the remains under his heel entirely to escape Rick.
  • The first Ricks to create dimensional travel realized there was a plethora of universes that weren't about Rick and sealed them away to feed his main character syndrome.
  • Rick's daughter, Beth, has a clone, but Rick ripped off their labels and spun them around in a circle a bunch of times before releasing one on the family and the other to live a Star Wars life in space. Even now no one knows which is which. The other Beth is called Space Beth and visits the house often.
  • Beth and Space Beth have banged. They then had a threesome with Jerry.
  • Rick has a mortal enemy named Mr. Nimbus who controls the ocean and police. Somehow. This is not extrapolated.
  • Beth and Jerry also had a threesome with Mr. Nimbus. It's implied Rick has also fucked Mr. Nimbus.
  • Rick became a pickle to escape family therapy. He stayed a pickle because he lied so well Beth took the serum because she thought it would hurt him.
  • The occasional season opener and ender is a weird fucker named Mr. Poopybutthole who just. Appeared one day. The show goes out of its way to leave plot crumbs on how Rick knows everyone else in his life but NOT Mr. Poopybutthole. He just showed up in an episode about parasites (he's not one, btw, that's the gag) and it's implied he's known the Smiths for years. Mr. Poopybutthole tells us all about his failing marriage and asks weirdly poignant questions about life and then tells the audience to keep tuned in to the current/next season.
  • Mr. Poopybutthole also canonically asked Morty, a fourteen year old, to marry him. It's implied Morty would've said yes.
  • The (ex) voice of Rick and Morty as well as the (ex) co-creator of the show casually confirmed that Ricks and Mortys fuck often and we just have to live with that.
  • Yes there's a lot of incest going on here. You get used to it.
  • Morty once deformed a man for life because he broke up with his sister.
  • Everyone in the Smith family has a body count in the hundreds and it's constantly being brushed off by authorities because the government can't kick Rick's ass.
  • Rick and Summer beat nazis in the streets for fun. Somehow conservatives love this fucking show. It's probably all the dicks.
  • The time police's entire fucking MO is beating whatever messed with time up while yelling "DON'T FUCK WITH TIME! DON'T FUCK WITH IT!" and Einstein, one of their victims, petulantly replied, "I WILL fuck with it!"
  • Rick has canonically fucked a planet, a collective, a woman with boobs on her elbows, a horse creature that lives underground, and ONE (1) human woman.
  • Morty also has/had a son, btw. He's most likely dead because he grew at an extremely fast rate and was in his mid-forties when we saw him last in season 1.
  • Rick once had Morty unintentionally murder dozens of Mortys to prove a point about his idea. His idea was a fake vat of acid with fake bones in a drawer to pull open and have float to the surface. He kept a gun to shoot a hole in any ladle they dipped in and a mediocre oxygen tube to stick in your mouth. This is a running gag and considered one of the best episodes of the show.
#I'm so ready for season 8
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I love how in the Lego Movie universe Batman fumbled a transfem with dyed hair and great fashion who could easily kill him and he then got in a situationship with the fucking Joker

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This becomes funnier if you (like I) conceptualize the Lego Movie and The Lego Batman Movie as taking place in the span of a week because it means that Batman witnessed the destruction of half of a dimension, saw the world almost become a frozen hellscape, helped take down a capitalist authoritarian, broke up with his girlfriend so she could date the most earnest yet lame person alive, took out his entire rogues gallery, broke up with the Joker, accidentally adopted a small child, went into a depressive episode, stole from Superman, got arrested, got broken up with by the Joker, went to bisexually lit space jail, teamed up with his entire rogues gallery, and got back together with the Joker in the span of a week

#Batman's horrible no good very bad week
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Wow some of you are really mad at me. Probably b/c i maimed & killed your friends, brothers, fathers, and sons on the field of battle. Thats ok though. Im fated to die soon

#Rick Prime
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