Reblogged strangeauthor
imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god
demonshauntingcomputers
my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..
blkreginageorge
Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.
Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
Reblogged anteultimate
when tumblr shutdown scares happen and everyone starts promoting sites that are way worse and shut down quicker
Reblogged
✨ just got some cool stuff in!!! ✨
@doeeyes-art and i have a shop now! we have a few different stickers, keychains, etc available and we're planning on having more soon too ❣️
me, every single time i see people (especially women) talking about the divine feminine energy, or the sacredness of the womb or whatever it is now:
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context is this quote by her:
But I didn’t and still don’t like making a cult of women’s knowledge, preening ourselves on knowing things men don’t know, women’s deep irrational wisdom, women’s instinctive knowledge of Nature, and so on. All that all too often merely reinforces the masculinist idea of women as primitive and inferior – women’s knowledge as elementary, primitive, always down below at the dark roots, while men get to cultivate and own the flowers and crops that come up into the light. But why should women keep talking baby talk while men get to grow up? Why should women feel blindly while men get to think?
#feminism#i have so many thoughts on being a woman like its tough and you gotta stick together and look out for each other#but the overemphasis on parts and like 'energy' its like yes uteruses and wombs are important#people who can get pregnant its like so difficult and dangerous to get proper help with it#and it feels like we arent in control of that#performing womanhood is like crazier than its ever been in recent times#but why reduce ourselves to our parts and i mean our intuition is important but its not defining#like i see us having to use our intuition when medical institutions fail us but its not a time to completely lose faith#and idk the way so many women are turning to like the crystal energy essential oil crunchy mom life#and encouraging other women to do so its like EUURGHHH theres a reason we evolved from doing things that way!!!#its just another way cis women end up reducing themselves to motherhood and womanly roles which like#women can choose how to define themselves but theres a weird pressure to stop reaching further and just settle into that life#just meditate and interpret energies while a man gets the bag its like nooo you can do that too i promise#sorry i just used this post to rant op
Reblogged swampgallows
me 30 seconds after i get paid