Ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon this fuckin thing

Ceaseless watcher you seeing this shit?

Ceaseless watcher this shit’s fucking wild

Ceaseless watcher get a load of this

Ceaseless watcher clip that

ceaseless watcher look over at that but like don't make it obvious

The opposite of “manic pixie dream girl” is “depressed goblin nightmare man,” and, judging by this site, it’s just as attractive to some.

People have known this for decades

So very crash!

Who’s going to go back to 2015 and tell past me all about how this meme became sentient and destroyed the government?

I have to hand it to Donald Trump, I didn’t think the sequel to the 1932 Great Emu War would be a trade war against the penguin nation but he truly continues to be an innovator in the stupidity industry

realizations

Ok this might be a bit of a weird question but I keep arguing with my mom and sis about this so I need y'all to answer this

[For context my mom and sis keep telling me I shower for too long but my showers are usually 45 minutes to an hour]

(edit: *your showers not you showers)

turn up the temp on your water heater if this is you ^

Being in any fandom:

main villain

We literally cannot let them start charging 80 dollars for video games 70 dollars was already outrageous 60 was pushing it. 80 fucking dollars. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. For MARIO?!?!?!?!?

Republicans: we can just have Elon Musk go to Wisconsin and give everyone money. He'll give them a million dollars. It's all legal as long as we hold power forever and can stop anyone from doing anything to stop us. All of Wisconsin is bribed, nothing can go wrong now

The invincible Susan Crawford:

i would like to be able to say that the world has been a better place ever since supernatural ended. but that is obviously not true

So I asked nonbinary reddit this a while back:

And they really went all out, here are some of my favorite responses:

And of course, the most confusing of all to cis people:

Link to the original if you wanna see more responses! 

Edit: first off, wow I did not expect this to take off like it did, thank you! 

Second, this somehow made it onto TERF and anti-sjw tumblr and their replies are just proof they have no sense of humor.

my gender is fuck society i want comfy clothes

my gender is something I can’t be bothered to think about but I know it’s queer and that’s good enough for me

Swamp goblin.

None Woman Left Dyke.