fancy jesus

ok but the most random fuck you from the harry potter movies was professor flitwick’s completely unexplained radical makeover overnight

Someone nominated him for Queer Eye

The writers of Anne With An E looked dead into the eyes of cowards who would use a 19th century countryside period drama as an excuse to keep the narrative straight and white and said FUCK YOU. YOUR EXCUSES PROVIDE A POOR SCOPE FOR THE IMAGINATION

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything 

You pleased a mad fae trickster

Anne with an E season 1 + the onion headlines

Anne: I do not like Gilbert Blythe! 

Diana: Are you sure? 

Anne: Of course! He’s just so smart and wants to become a doctor just so he can help people 

Cole: 

Anne: And, he brought me a christmas present? Like, who does that? 

Aunty Jo: 

Anne: With his stupid hair and when he looks at me with his stupid eyes 

Marilla: 

Matthew: 

Mrs Lynde: 

Miss Stacey: 

Jane Andrews: 

Anne: Oh my god. I like Gilbert Blythe 

The whole of Avonlea: You don’t say.

In season 1 when Anne goes to drop off books to Gilbert’s house and his dad answers and he says “your the Cuthbert new charge aren’t you? I’ve heard nice things about you” I was rewatching and I noticed that literally were else would someone confined in bed all day hear about Anne anywhere else that Gilbert. Which means he probably talked about her to him

ok but gilbert blythe is big dick energy

sebastian “bash” lacroix the captain of shirbert ship, we welcome you in our family

a super bad post based on this 

anne: youre back

gilbert: haha yea

anne: theres no gold

gilbert: what do you mean youre right here

The reason why Anne is so adamant on having the same amount of education as Gilbert is because she believes a husband and wife should be equal.

So subconsciously she is trying to make it possible for them to marry.

*anne does something amazing*

Cole: that’s my future wife

Gilbert: not if I have anything to do with it