I’m actually so normal about the LS2 app (wtf is going on Logan?) It’s really cute (why is your F1 driver number everywhere?) I love my trading card (your team better not have just fumbled and this actually means something) and the articles and messages are so cute (what is Kyle doing in the picture, are you going to IndyCar or not?)
Looking REAL CLOSE at that 2 down there 👀👀👀👀 (this is very obviously a mistake but I’m delusional so—)
Still wondering why they haven’t changed this but I got bored and found Carlos’ stat is also wrong AND Guanyu and Bottas are literally just floating heads on their pages 😭😭😭 someone forgot to edit in their race suits?? Also why do half of the racers have N/A for fastest lap? This sport is so expensive. PLEASE act like it
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Looking REAL CLOSE at that 2 down there 👀👀👀👀 (this is very obviously a mistake but I’m delusional so—)
Still wondering why they haven’t changed this but I got bored and found Carlos’ stat is also wrong AND Guanyu and Bottas are literally just floating heads on their pages 😭😭😭 someone forgot to edit in their race suits?? Also why do half of the racers have N/A for fastest lap? This sport is so expensive. PLEASE act like it
Ferrari: We are currently awaiting Carlos’ return, but we have no desire to rush his recovery. If he is still unable to drive, Oliver will be taking his place at Melbourne :)
David Bearman, zipping a delirious Carlos into his fireproofs: If I have to see my son in an F1 car again, I’m gonna LOSE IT!!
Okay me wanting to see Ollie in F1 aside, I just think it’s absolutely insane that everyone expects an F1 driver to recover from a sudden appendectomy in less than two weeks. Like I’m sorry, one of his organs ruptured, he got emergency surgery to have it removed, and in 12 days, we expect Carlos to happily drive over 300kph three days in a row??? Most mf’s aren’t cleared to lift over 35 pounds in that time. It’s a miracle Alex made it to Singapore in 2022, but he got three weeks!! Maybe Carlos should sit Melbourne out. Just a thought.
Carlos regarding the next race in two weeks: “It will not be easy. It will be tight, but I think I can hopefully make it.”
GO TO SLEEP TAKE A NAP I AM BEGGING YOU PLEASE CONSIDER YOUR LONG TERM PHYSICAL HEALTH CARLOS I CARE YOU
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Okay me wanting to see Ollie in F1 aside, I just think it’s absolutely insane that everyone expects an F1 driver to recover from a sudden appendectomy in less than two weeks. Like I’m sorry, one of his organs ruptured, he got emergency surgery to have it removed, and in 12 days, we expect Carlos to happily drive over 300kph three days in a row??? Most mf’s aren’t cleared to lift over 35 pounds in that time. It’s a miracle Alex made it to Singapore in 2022, but he got three weeks!! Maybe Carlos should sit Melbourne out. Just a thought.
Carlos regarding the next race in two weeks: “It will not be easy. It will be tight, but I think I can hopefully make it.”
GO TO SLEEP TAKE A NAP I AM BEGGING YOU PLEASE CONSIDER YOUR LONG TERM PHYSICAL HEALTH CARLOS I CARE YOU
How dare they put this doe-eyed Bambi-looking 18yo bbg into a F1 car, giving his dad a HEART ATTACK, making P11 in quali then saying “sorry” when he is literally 0.036 seconds behind LEWIS HAMILTON and he has to drive the fastest street circuit tomorrow on his Formula 1 debut??? Atrocious (manifesting points for him)
✨🕯️ my manifesting ritual wins again 🕯️✨