Iphigenia and Kassandra are holding hands in Elysium btw. If you even care.

Kassandra was buried with Agamemnon but she was buried for Iphigenia. If you see my vision.

If marriage is the same as sacrifice, are two people sacrificed on the same altar not married to each other

thanks for the tag @sunattacksthemoon

7 songs on repeat

@mo0n-water @venomousmaiden you two do it too 🔪

only for you darling

@wilde-ing @risetherivermoon idk any other blogs at this point LOL im so inactive

@malakiwis i see u babe u too

thanks for the tag @sunattacksthemoon

7 songs on repeat

@mo0n-water @venomousmaiden you two do it too 🔪

only for you darling

@wilde-ing @risetherivermoon idk any other blogs at this point LOL im so inactive

every time i go for a walk and i smell weed an angel gets her penis

has anyone ever had sex before

no

as the lights go down

happy last day of hanukkah!! i wrote this oneshot for @mo0n-water <3

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH KAI THANK YOU 😭 GUYS GO READ THIS IMMEDIATELY ITS SO SWEET. OH MY G-D. this is the best chanukah gift ever 😭💜💜💜💜

If someone who wasn't familiar with HP listened to me for too long, they would assume Regulus Black was the main character of Harry Potter.

thinking about post-prank remus lupin who has NO FRIENDS and NO JOB and NO SNEAKY LINK. he gives the marauders the cold shoulder in the dorm room. he sneaks out in the middle of the night KNOWING the marauders are still awake. then he comes back to the dorm at 3 am, and passes out.

what’s he doing? talking shit with regulus.

their little ritual of meeting up to talk absolute dog shit about their friends started in remus’s third year when he was going through his little skinhead phase. regulus was having issues and would just read in the astronomy tower every night, until remus started showing up.

at first he’d tell him to fuck off, but regulus would eventually warm up to remus, forming a very quiet friendship.

remus would slowly stop showing up after gaining security in his friendship with the marauders, but was still nice to regulus.

that’s until the prank, of course.

post-prank remus CONSTANTLY visits the astronomy tower; he lives there. and so does regulus, even after all this time.

remus tells regulus all the shit his brothers been up to (leaving out the werewolf part, obviously) and regulus reciprocates the gesture with terrible tales about sirius.

eventually regulus tells remus about his weird attraction to james- how he gets flustered when james goes to shake his hand after a game of quidditch. how he even invites him to a few celebratory parties in the gryffindor common room. how it makes his head spin.

remus and regulus form a sort of alliance where the just complain about everything together. they don’t give advice, nor do they comfort each other- yuck. they just complain.

the thing about remus is that his friendships mend. they get fixed. he grows. remus doesn’t stay in the astronomy tower forever. regulus on the other hand, doesn’t have a choice. so when weeks pass without talking to remus, regulus remains bound to the quiet corner where they used to spend hours talking.

the strange thing about regulus and remus’s relationship is that it meant more to regulus than it did to remus, yet remus would act like regulus was his only real friend. until the marauders made it up to him again- leaving regulus alone yet again.

if moonseeker has a million fans im one of them, if moonseeker has 10000 fans im one of them, if moonseeker has 100 fans im one of them, is moonseeker has one fan i am them, if moonseeker has no fans i am dead

@mo0n-water

THANK YOU THIS IS SO TRUE

remus lupin hate makes me physically nauseous btw

Regulus: You need to touch some ass

Barty: … Don’t you mean grass?

Regulus: No. Ass will help more than grass

Barty:

(A moment later)

Barty: You’re right, this is much better

Regulus: Barty. Get your HAND OFF MY ASS

AO3 Top Relationships Bracket- Round 4

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AO3 Top Relationships Bracket- Round 2 Side 1

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this is so funny 😭 vote castiel babes

AO3 Top Relationships Bracket- Round 2 Side 1

This poll is a celebration of fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.

this is the hardest decision i’ve ever had to make, & will remain so until i have to choose between rose/ten & aziraphale/crowley

Antonio Maria Fabres y Costa - Fleurs de Jerico (detail)

@mo0n-water i did not, in fact, go to sleep

i noticed 😂💜 the funny thing about having post notifs on for you