i can’t say what i want to say because my tumblr blog is important to me.

yes this is a real tweet

dream rolls worst april fools tweet, asked to leave the general online sphere and find a job at walmart and drop off the face of the earth. and if possible throw that misogynist with the personality of a soggy expired milk carton that he calls a best friend into a river while hes at it

chat i understand expecting the worst after years of dsmp but if you ever worry about this potentially being real i want you to look me in the eyes and tell me that, if no one else, tommy tubbo and quackity would not rather kill themselves than participate in anything orchestrated by dream again

would like to add my favorite reply to the original tweet

womb tattoo on forehead because mind pregnate with ideas

^^ Zeus 25 minutes before Athena c-sections herself outta the back of his skull spinnin like a beyblade

happy trans day of visibility to green puppy specifically

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

EVERYONE WAKE UP

Found out that they apparently have a fully modeled and scripted fast headcrab in half life alyx's files despite them never appearing in the game.

And they for whatever reason updated its design with the most unsettling arrangement of teeth on its underside.

The devs said they cut it because apparently it was pants shittingly terrifying when it jumped at your face in VR with no warning lmao

art tip via art dog

guys...

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”

If the text says the curtains are blue you can argue about what that means; but if you’re going to claim they’re actually yellow you’d better have a really good argument.

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Unethically sourced 

the dutch simply love to piss

fuck wait no that's watersports

Waterworks is when it's in a professional setting, watersports is just for fun

oh this makes sense actually. the dutch simply love to piss on their coworkers

Did they stop quartering people cuz they realized all it did was create four of the guy they were trying to kill

posts from the timeline where starfish are the dominant civilization

cant even hornypost about falin touden bc im just gonna get dozens of people responding with marcille speech bubble image edits