I think the sky is trying to say something? 🤔 👀 🏳️‍⚧️

"Aren't you forgetting something?"

A lot of people are misunderstanding this post. Originally, I was discussing the commission price of this piece with an artist (my budget was roughly $2000) but after I saw you could make it with a robot for free, I decided to do that instead.

"no! get away! it's not safe!"

*begins to undergo a horrifically painful looking American Werewolf in London style transformation sequence with bones snapping and joints rearranging but at the end of it I stand up and I've just turned into Elvis*

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

wow reimu language!!!

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

my biggest fantasy is to be a medium sized dragon sleeping by a fire on someone's house while getting head scritches and treats without having to worry about a thing other than Where Is The Food

drew my creature

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

what the hell happens in ffxiv

can i lap at ur blood like a pathetic starved animal or do u fuckin hate me

nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jerking off and killing myself can't fix

Draw your sword, pervert

ive heard my commander describe the enemy line as impregnable one too many times and im about to put it to the test with my gun. im hoping for a daughter

the pensive infantry blockhead casually mentioned that "this war has left the land barren and infertile" and now i suspect this talk of impregnability was a carrot on a stick by my CO