Aa spring swap for @momotabear, who asked for asoryuu feeling realisation while getting ryuu out the luggage

get out. And take your sad weird bisexual man with you

me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

It's been 5 years.

tag this post w ur drawfee/sss vocal stims/phrases that have destroyed ur vocabulary

i have many but the one coming to mind rn is when they were playing some pizzeria simulator on sss and ppl kept ordering prosciutto pizzas and jacob said “im gonna proshoot myself” i think abt it every time i have prosciutto

reblog to meow at prev insistently

"do you have any new year's retrospectives? any regrets or positive moments?" i dont rennemberrrrr :3c

happy new year everyone

I’ve come here to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog’s a JOLLY ass NICE LISTER! He GAVE PRESENTS to my fucking wife. That’s right! He took his hedgehog fuckin BURLAP SACK out and GAVE A GIFT to my fucking wife, and he said his BELLS were “this JINGLY!” and i said “that’s JOLLY!” So i’m making a callout-post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the hedgehog your STOCKING’S FULLA COAL and guess what? Here’s what my STOCKING looks like! 💣💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥 That’s right baby! No coal! No sticks! No itchy sweaters! Look at that it looks like CANDYCANES and TOYS! He GIFTED my wife so guess what? I’m gonna GIFT the world! That’s right! This is what you get! My super RED-NOSED REINDEER!

HO HO HO MF

me if meowing was a sin tbh

& heres me if meowing was illegal

But it’s not so enjoy

so true, here i am happy and free because nobody can morally or legally stop me from meowing

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

"how can you remember that" I remember Everything. unless I forget

Gamer so ass that got sock puppet achievement unwillingly

just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before