MY PRETTY JUUUNE EGBERT

moar art from last weekend

my marble blast ultra tf story was not received as enthusiastically at the creepypasta competition as i had hoped

cutecels...

i'm losing mymind

not to be too much of a hater but i really loathe the rherotical construct of "world war iii". it almost always is uttered in a glib, thought-terminating way about completely unremarkable global geopolitics by people who are the most insulated from war and would have the absolute least to lose if a "war" was declared. every single time i see it i want whomever said it to sit down with me and explain how any exercise of usamerican military force since the 50s could be clearly delineated from the idea of a "world war". its complete fantasy. makes me mad

at risk of being a little idealist in my analysis and sounding like a metal gear villain i think a lot about the current usamerican psychosphere can be explained by the fact that a war has never come home to them ever and theyd be a lot healthier as a people if there was some memory of war as something that is done to them rather than by them.

ugh whatever im being spiteful. the benefits of being an imperial core proletarian (or labour aristocrat as it were) are enough to make other nations that bear the scars of war a lot more obviously just as unsympathetic to the imperialized subject. i just want the united states of america and everyone who defends it to suffer

stretching out my pawssss and pacing in a circle before i plop down on ur lap so u cant escape my puppy nap

ever since i was a little boy i knew i wanted to make a 40 minute ten track alternative rock album

I DID IT

[smug grin, putting my paws on my hips] Ok AskJeeves. If you claim to know so much then tell me this. Whats wrong with me,

i didnt notice until literally just now that i wrote paws instead of hands it was entirely instinct thats so embarassing oh my god

Happy Lesbian Visability Day!!

u can easily become a master debater sinply by laying in your bed Imagining Situations 👍

u can also become a masturbater thru the same means👍👍

monster can

Major Ocelot you’re grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 472629597227394 billion years. You will have no revolvers, no Ocelot Unit, no Philosopher’s Legacy, no Big Boss, and no arms for the rest of your life, and you will have to brainwash yourself to like children’s shows like The Backyardigans and The Wiggles. Go to your room now

Some of you are gonna be soooo peanut butter and jealous of what I found at the antique store

GEORDI AS WATSON LETS GOOOOOOOOO

Why is he fuckin stacked???

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day 209 - big plate of pancakes

airplanes in tasty situations