Monarcho-mysticism

"[demographic that you belong to] are the only people that will ever treat you with dignity, everyone else will betray your trust"

Y'all are in CULTSSSS

"Do not question our glorious leadership! Blindly obey because they cannot possibly harm us by intent or accident! We never need to police our own, because we cannot possibly do anything wrong!"

You might not be interested in in-group bias but in-group bias is interested in you.

the cool thing about paranoid schizophrenics is that everything they were condemned as being crazy for believing in, 20 years ago, is now real

first they made it mandatory to log in everywhere. create an account to download your free template Log in to access resource give us your email nowwwww. Now the humble password is being killed too. open your magic email link! type your 6 digit code that we texted you because we required your email and your phone number! we’re gonna call you and whisper a code sweetly in your ear so you can log in to your account. yes it has a password but you cant use that anymore. okay? poob is gonna call you. now poob is just gonna call you.

"Explain electricity to a samurai" how about explain it to me? Right now in 2025? What is electricity and how is it generated? How is it stored and how can we use it to run a phone processor? What is a phone processor? Actually fuck that what is a transistor?

So electricity works because the serpent at the end of the world sends psychic energy throughout time that you can tune into with ritualisticly modified copper, one of the 3 sacred metals. However you have to be careful because if you tune yourself to the serpents energy the vision of future passed will kill you

The four penguins from Madagascar are, somehow, isekaied in the middle of the clone wars

Palpatine is dead within the hour

Antler engraving found in Lortet Cave in the Hautes-Pyrénées region of France. It was carved from a reindeer antler and shows a group of reindeer crossing a river or lake full of swimming salmon. Dating to the Magdalenian period, approximately 17,000-12,000 years ago.

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This is all kinds of awesome news

Sounds like a bad idea to me

The natural world decided these wolves didn’t need to exist over 10,000 years ago but some nerds in Dallas have decided to bring em back? Yea, playing god never works out for humanity.

We literally have a great trilogy about why cloning extinct animals is a bad idea

they dont really look healthy. like, at all.

this is without exaggeration the funniest story ive ever read in a youtube comment

Enchanted Valley, May 2018

Okay, but this does make the meme into a trilogy.

"mommy daddy will everything be ok? :(" you're being really co-dependent rn :/

This one screenshot basically summarizes what the MAGA cult is like.

Fox news is literally going "we are grateful to Trump" while sitting next to a stock market ticker showing just how much the economy is crashing overnight.

Full clip here.

Thank you Comrade Donald for crashing the decadent amerikkkan economy.

Robert Zünd - Storm-Ridden Landscape (1854)