getting around

“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything

medieval knight raising the visor on his helm just so you can see him rolling his eyes

Insane how we’re animals

This is literally us but different

when you pass a horse trailer on the road but it’s empty

Who do you think is driving the truck?

queer stories matter i'm gay and i saw a bird today

i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"

god, your worst warrior needs money

colorblind pride flag just dropped

"derivative and masturbatory"...? Hell yeah i love maths and jacking it

fries. envelopes. ive been awake for 18 hours can i go to bed now.

you know i think the fact that friends and enemies autocorrected to this and i didn't notice is reason enough i should sleep

Honestly just imagined that an 18 hour shift at the mailing-fries-in-envelopes factory must have been grueling.

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

you wanna take this outside bro???? you wanna watch the stars with me bro????? confess our feelings under the moon bro?????