1.ย ย ย โ I didnโt choose to become a werewolf.ย โ
2.ย ย ย โ Have you seen a lot of werewolvesย ?ย โ
3.ย ย ย โ You were bitten, youโre already changing.ย โ
4.ย ย ย โ Iโd take a silver bullet for you, you knowย ?ย โ
5.ย ย ย โ We were attacked by a lycanthrope, a werewolfย !ย โ
6.ย ย ย โ Am I a victim of your carnivorous lunar activities ?ย โ
7.ย ย ย โ Isnโt there any way that I can become human again ?ย โ
8.ย ย ย โ Whether youโre a vampire or werewolf, love is still love.ย โ
9.ย ย ย โ The last remaining werewolf must be destroyed. Itโs you !ย โ
10.ย ย โ Youโre one of them ! ย Iโve hunted these creatures for years !ย โ
11.ย ย โ I may be upset or screwed up right now, but Iโm not a wolf !ย โ
12.ย ย โ Did you just whistle at meย ?ย Iโm a wolf, not a dog, you knowย ?ย โ
13.ย ย โ You donโt scare me. Underneath all that hair, youโre still a dork.ย โ
14.ย ย โ Am I a werewolfย ?ย I donโt know, Iโll let you know by the next full moon.ย โ
15.ย ย โ Yeah, be rational, sure. Youโre a fucking werewolf, for Christโs sake !ย โ
16.ย ย โ Waitโฆ youโve always known about me being a werewolf all along ?ย โ
17.ย ย โ The full moon is rising. Would you rather I remained out here with you ?ย โ
18.ย ย โ The three โFโs of being a werewolf โ feeding, fighting, andโฆ reproduction.ย โ
19.ย ย โ Iโm torn between feeling very scared of you and finding you terribly attractive.ย โ
20.ย ย โ I was always meant to be a werewolf, I just know it ! ย How do I get one to attack me ?ย โ
21.ย ย โ Youโre real, lycanthropy is real, so the solution must be real. Weโll find it together.ย โ
22.ย ย โ Thereโs gotta be a cure, rightย ?ย Otherwise, thereโd be a hell of a lot more of themย !ย โ
23.ย ย โ Tomorrow nightโs the full moon. Youโre gonna change. Youโll becomeโฆ a werewolf !ย โ
24.ย ย โ If they were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently ?ย โ
25.ย ย โ I didnโt see. I was chased by a big thing, uhโ some kind of wild animal. A wolf maybe ?ย โ
26.ย ย โ I am a fucking werewolf !ย Do you think I want to go back to being a nobodyย ?ย No thanksย !ย โ
27.ย ย โ Maybe heโs like you, and itโs not in his nature to kill, and he secretly wants to mate with meโฆย โ
28.ย ย โ If you survived an attack by a werewolf, wouldnโt you become a werewolf yourself at the next full moon ?ย โ
29.ย ย โ Just the other night, half-man, half-beast got shot down !ย They took โem to the hospitalโฆ was it you ?ย โ
30.ย ย โ Do you really believe that tomorrow night, under the full moon, Iโll sprout hair and fangs and eat peopleย ? Bullshit !ย โ
31.ย ย โ Havenโt you heardย ?ย There was a disturbance in our neighborhood involving some sort of mad dogโฆ or was it a wolfย ?ย โ
32.ย ย โ Sooโฆ you guys are werewolves too, huhย ?ย Super glad to know you, I thought I was the only one around here.ย โ
33.ย ย โ Youโre telling me you were bitten on a full moon, and now youโre getting hairyโฆ could you be turning into a werewolf ?ย โ
34.ย ย โ I woke up thinking about wolves and realized that wolf packs function as families. Iโve never had a family before, Iโm happy we met.ย โ
35.ย ย โ I googled โwhat to do when your future werewolf mate courts you and brings you a dead rabbit.โ There was a lot of porn, then I found a recipe for stew. It was deliciousย !ย ย The stew, not the porn.ย The porn was weird.ย โ