you can't call the gods on toll-free numbers

beyond obsessed w this pic of bootsy collins. wizard drip impeccable

a court of thorns and roses. ballad of songbirds and snakes. bowl of macaroni and cheese

microsoft outlook is taking the bioware approach and giving me the option to romance my coworker now 

I love when household beasts are like whoa. You were gonna piss all on your own? No backup or companionship or anything? Babe. I got you. I'm right here. You don't have to be alone during this difficult time (pissing), and you won't be. Ever. This is not a discussion.

forever repeating 'trust the process' in my head while making these marker portrait studies 😅 #brbchasingdreams

🎵 Blue Wednesday - Things In Between

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus

remember when any post with more than like 6 people talking was unreadably smushed except for the last few additions remember when any post of over 500 characters became a link back to op’s blog readmore style remember when video and audio posts had about a 10% chance of working when you click play

As a recent user I love finding out shit like this from older users. What the fuck guys???? Why were you USING IT AT ALL?!??

believe it or not, we liked that more

its worth noting that immediately after these updates that made everything better, we were all angry about it

To this day, XKit has an option to turn Tumblr’s background color back to the old one because of just how angry people got when they changed it. Genuine widespread rage at the color change.

The old color was also blue, just a slightly different shade.

my dashboard simulator

⬛️ stranger1 (meme that i might have found funny approx. 7 years ago) 🐭 mutualinlawthriceremoved I NEED FRANK IERO SAURRRRR BAD👅👅👅👅Heh… Freaky…😏

🐙 stranger2 [image reposted from twitter] 🔲 mutual1 i’m gonna kill myself 💄mutual-in-law [grainy, black and white image of two men in their thirties perhaps from the 1960s] they were fucking so hard after this 🦷 mutual2 I am smoking weed i am so high 👽 stranger3 (🔁 by mutual3) [at least eight gifs of severance so high quality it lags my phone for ten minutes] 🫎 stranger4 in Tumblr Group I Want Nothing To Do With hiiii i am fourteen years old here are photos of my face <3 i’m a lonely femme lesbian and i want to date a girl so bad surely this is a very safe practice 🐌 mutual4 [audio link] geoff rickly needs it ate from the back for this one 🪳 stranger4 (🔁 by mutual5) [at least eight gifs of yellowjackets so high quality it lags my phone for ten minutes] 👤 mutual-in-law-2 the monkees 🤤

Found family loveless marriage . Found family child abuse

executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this

picked up the doler👍

Inspirational

1953. Illustration by Frederic Varaday.