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Trans Beans: THE IC ACCOUNT!

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IC ACCOUNT!

Ooc: @literal-trans-beans

Transfem (Was enby for a while, fully out as transfem now)

Goes by Kaitlyn, You will NOT get my deadname, don't ask.

C. B. are my real middle and last initials if you're wondering.

People that will be VIOLENTLY REMOVED from my blog:

(From most violently removed at the top to least at the bottom)

  • Terfs
  • Transphobes
  • Homophobes
  • Any corporate blogs with companies that funded anti-LGBTQ+ stoof (Not your fault, but still)
  • War crime committers
  • Etcetera

Friends:

@femboy-googl

@rave-wyvern (We have a joint account @the-gurls)

Alts:

@femboy-ikea

@femboy-jack-in-the-box

@femboy-aldi

@blahaj-atacms

@femboy-community-notes

Info under cut!

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Bro how do I use UE5 this shit makes no sense i just wanted to make a Sevcon game

Sevcon Pentacosta: being made question mork, coming everntualy, but not now. Definertly not now. Or probably soon.

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idk dude im you don't ask me

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[Meanwhile, at 019-HQ.]

(Katie): Okay WHY was I never told of the perfectly triangular anomalous zone with an unknown, also perfectly triangular lab inside!?

WHO OWNS IT!?

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@th3-triangl3-ag3ncy do you have anything to do with this!?

Why- wha- what is this???

Wh- do you even know?

Is this yours?

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"This is concerning. Is it red and gray?"
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Yes, very much so.

Located four kilometers from the coast of Portugal.

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"...Okay, we need to discuss this privately. There's some... Sensitive information I need to share."
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After thorough discussion with the TTA, the sighting has been confirmed to be a satellite scanning error, as the station that found the supposed anomaly has not been serviced in two years, and was built in the 1990's, resulting in an optical scan error.

We apologize for the misunderstanding and will take measures to make sure that this type of command mistake will not happen again.

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NOTE TO FACILITY 011 STAFF:

PLEASE STOP PULLING THE FIRE SUPPRESION SYSTEM LEVER AS A JOKE, IT IS NOT A SPRINKLER SYSTEM, IT DOES THE EXACT OPPOSITE.

IT IS NOT MADE TO SUPPRESS FIRE, BUT TO SUPRESS THINGS WITH FIRE, AND WILL SPRAY LIT NAPALM ON YOUR COLLEAGUES.

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[Meanwhile, at 019-HQ.]

(Katie): Okay WHY was I never told of the perfectly triangular anomalous zone with an unknown, also perfectly triangular lab inside!?

WHO OWNS IT!?

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@th3-triangl3-ag3ncy do you have anything to do with this!?

Why- wha- what is this???

Wh- do you even know?

Is this yours?

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[Meanwhile, at 019-HQ.]

(Katie): Okay WHY was I never told of the perfectly triangular anomalous zone with an unknown, also perfectly triangular lab inside!?

WHO OWNS IT!?

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more-trans-beans asked:

(OOC: Just a silly joke, no need to take it seriously.)

[Sevcon has shipped over a glass plate labeled as a means of data storage, labeled 'How to prevent the end of the world.'

The Triangle Agency has no means of reading this data. This is useless.]

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th3-triangl3-ag3ncy answered:
[Delta takes one look at the glass. They are unimpressed.]
"Do you take me as an idiot?"
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[As you tilt the platter around, you can clearly see lines of imperfections, seemingly perfectly etched by laser.

This is clearly real data. Its just you can't fucking understand how in the shit Katie expects you to read it.]

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While this does not exactly point out facility locations, and while Sevcon also has control over most countries, regardless of ops status, this is a general map of Sevcon Operations in each country.

One with facility locations will be released soon.

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decafcatfeen asked:

In sevcon base, (whatever I'm lazy don't fault me here)

Recording shows the front wall being blasted in by powerful spells and when the anti-thamurgic shielding is deployed.. somethings wrong, the shielding fails to defend against the spells, leading to most of the bases security being torn to shreds in seconds by the team of skilled anchorridge thamurgists.

This was only noticed after they attempted to access high-level sevcon documents with facial scan, which detected one of the high-level personnel to be unconscious, after which they ditched, leaving behind almost nothing except a note. Which has been transcribed here.

Your technology has been good yes.

But there's nothing better than fighting fire with fire in the field of thamurgy.

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[Every single file was a corrupt ai, trojan, virus, or other destructive file. You have broken into Facility-012. Which specializes in infohazard containment. Great job.

Regardless, internal logs have now recognized a newly formed divison.

Thaumiel Division. Held in Facility 032, "Pentacosta" - Deep Pacific]

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decafcatfeen asked:

Anchorridge has released a internet wide memetic agent

However it seems..

Dangerless? Odd for them, as they could've just fired off a memetic kill agent and sent everyone to the ground, but it appears all it does is just push them to join anchorridge subtly, and is easily resisted, even for those with weak memetic resistance.

Others seem to push to become non-human or join anchoridges thamurgic college.

It seems it's more so just.. advertising with very minor memetic agents to alert your sensors and waste your time.

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Fucking brain pop up ads...

(Lexi, peeking her head through a door): Don't ask why but I have a contingency for this.

[Minutes later a satellite, the UOS-202 MEMBLOCK takes out several Anchoridge satellites. It is a satellite used to destroy primarily non-lethal memetic agent signal spreaders. Also accidentally took out live TV for the entirety of anchordia, though.]

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Fun fact!

Between October 9th and December 1st of 2017, the Sevcon DEI Initiative was temporarily disbanded.

This was due to the fact that Sevcon HR realized that they hadn't hired a cishet person since 2006.

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Fun fact!

Control tower access walkways in Sevcon facilities are intentionally designed to invoke a fear reaction! (Only Entrance-to-Tower, Pre-Security walkways)

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Just for scale, and to show off a project I'm working on.

This is facility 23's ENTRANCE. Just the ENTRANCE.

Compound Entrance A1.

@decafcatfeen @rye-bread-the-2nd

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Just for scale, Tesla Cybershat

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can you crush the entire building on it pls i dont ljke them

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NOT TO WORRY! FICSIT IS HERE!

(OOC: Okay I planned on putting a video here, but first of all I can't put videos in reblogs, and secondly, CYBERSHAT SURVIVED THE NUKE)

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fuuuck....nuke it again

also who are you

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(OOC: Go ahead and look at the gloves in Katie's images and guess who's posting this)

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guhhhh same gloves??? idk im a fool

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Clearly.

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