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@morgansman / morgansman.tumblr.com

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Drunken Words, Sober Thoughts

Logan Howlett x afab!reader

Warnings:  ( MDNI 18+) neighbor!reader,afab reader, Logan’s kinda rude for a lil’ bit, neighbors to frenemies to lovers? Idk, alcohol consumption (nothing 18+ happens while anyone is intoxicated), swearing, i can’t write Wade’s witty dialogue for shit pls bear w me, implied age gap, unprotected sex (wrap it up I beg of you), poking fun at the Kardashians a little, swearing and I think that’s it, but pls lmk if I missed any!

Summary: You have a little too much to drink one night in Wade's living room, resulting in an indirect confession that Logan absolutely hears through the thin drywall of his bedroom. Wade then ditches your usual weekend plans in an attempt at playing cupid - and it may just be the best favor he's ever done for you.

Word Count: 8K (get comfy bitch)

divider credit here and here

Being Wade Wilson’s best friend and neighbor included two main components:

Watching trash TV and getting drunk every other weekend - usually at the same time - and Wade wasn’t going to let his new roommate's attitude ruin it in the slightest.

“She’s gonna be here any minute and if you don’t pull the stick out of your ass and be nice, I'm going to lock you in your room like a sad, lonely dog.”

Logan only grunted in response, sipping his drink in the doorway and watching him run around the living room to make the place look livable.

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**just a disclaimer, I did this for fun. It’s just a theory on his canon height and I know it’s not the most accurate and there are probably easier ways to find his height. I just thought it would be fun**

So I was on Twitter and saw someone post this photo of Arthur, and they said his hands were big. I agree, they are big and I was wondering just how big they were. I looked closely at the image and saw he’s eating apricots.

So I found this image and confirmed that he IS holding apricots. In order to find out the size of this hand, I looked up the true size of the can from that time period.

So on www.size.com, it referenced this book made in 1890. I did check the book to confirm the measurements for cans during that time period and it looks like the standard size for fruit cans was No. 3. The sizes listed are the can sizes that were made available at the time, but as of recent years the variety has expanded. (The book is called The Secrets of Canning by Ernest F. Schwab.)

I also checked the label sizes during that time period to see if it would be similar/ reflect the No. 3 size cans.

So I went ahead and took my own reference photo of Arthur to use. You can see I listed the size of the can on the left. I copy/pasted with a ruler to get an estimation of his palm size. I also measured his head separately as a reference to measure his body. I made sure to subtract the space where his mouth is open.

His wrist to palm length came out to:

3 15/16 inch or 3.93 inch

His head came out to be:

8 1/16 inch or 8.06 inch

Eventually I did measure his body, again, I know it doesn’t look very accurate. But I used his head size as reference. So I took that size and brought it down about 9 times. The total ended up being: 72.56 inch.

Height: 6’0”ft or 6.04ft.

But yeah, that’s pretty much it. I did do it wrong the first time, so I redid it and got the amount above. I am sorry if this is confusing, thank you for reading :0 !!

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“Sour faced idiot…”

Oh, I love him so much. I just had to draw him like this. He’s so handsome, but he unfortunately sees himself as ugly as the deeds he’s done. They could never make me hate you, Arthur 😔

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