I will say. I miss the era of humanoid Bill when they were all about creepy dapper guys with the most impeccably tailored bespoke suit you’ve ever seen. The heart yearns for leyendecker levels of billford fanart

Bestie he is about to absolutely outswag the entirety of that stupid hick town (his words, not mine). Not only is Bill a canonically a well-dressed dapper guy, he also wears both mascara and eyeliner.

Can you imagine what ford and bill look like to the average unassuming citizen ? Old grandpa in stained coat and scuffed muddy boots out for groceries with his weirdass husband(?) looking straight out of the cover page for Gucci. (if you ignore his unnaturally long limbs and frozen smile. And how he’s uncannily tall. How he doesnt blink. And how theres something wrong with him but you just cant put your finger on what)

Ford’s new friend is so different from him in all the right ways—charming, well-dressed and an uncanny ability to compel people.

citizens of gravity falls typically find his crude sense of humour entertaining…..till they get a good look at him, and theres a voice in the back of their head telling them that this is not someone you should find yourself alone with for too long. Suddenly his joke about human skewers is a little less funny.

Heartwarming! Feral unshowered grandpa is the safer option to get stuck in a room with alone for 24 hours, as opposed to his Husband

Gravity Falls sketches + Runaway Bill AU bits

my half of a collab with @demona-silverwing :DD i just love the way she draws and this was super fun to color *o* Part 2 here ouo

He fucking CLIMBED HIM

#yeah you shouldn't mess with wild animals even if they seem to be small and harmless#i just hope that the lizard was okay after this#video#australia

He shouldn't grab it like that but given that the frillneck had literally climbed on top of him I'm not sure he had a whole lot of good options.

What was his goal? Did he think he was going to eat the Giant Biped?

Might have wanted to bite his face perhaps, but it seems counterproductive when the guy was already running away

Frillies love being up high and feel safe there. They also love biting and general agression. The third and most important aspect of their nature is that they're very very very dumb.

These three things combine into a situation where the frillie goes "hey fuck off mate, hey fuck off! Hey I wanna be tall so I'm not scared why is my tree running away. Come back tree! But the guy can Fuck off! gotta climb the tree! WHOA THERES A GUY IN MY TREE??? FUCK OFF!!!"

spell slots are stored in the boobs

How is there a relevant comic strip?

by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this

one detail i think is important to point out: if you look at the video frame by frame, you will see that his pants come off

watching 4chan die as a tumblr user is like. its like watching another titanic hit another iceberg and sink faster right in front of the already sinking titanic that youre on

didn’t realize till now that i posted this on the actual anniversary of the titanic sinking. happy monument to hubris day, i guess

people who write fics. how do you feel about comments on super old ones you wrote like 2+ years ago

Bringing this out of the tags:

A fic written 2 years ago is NOT OLD. Two years is nothing. Two years ago was yesterday.

Also I don't care if a fic is 10 years old. Leave those comments!! Even if you think the author isn't active, or moved on from the fandom, I promise you it will make them smile.

I commented on a fic that was 11 years old, and there was already a response by the time I got up the next morning. Comment on the fics, please, comment on them, I promise it'll make the author's day either way

I got a comment on a fic of mine this week that just read "TWO THOUSAND AND NINE?"

I replied to it within seconds, of course. someone commented on my fic

As @pentapoda put it in this post:

but the good news is:

Now that IS good news

they posted a full version lol it’s mr Stacy’s dad for me

I love the idea of Astarion's face and body getting all flushed after he feeds

everyday is ford gets held down day

I don't think any of us are ready to understand their relationship… (I feel like you deserve more of their silly interaction art, sometimes they're silly and welcoming)

What's the divorce without pining?

What's the divorce without pining?