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Crows are scary They

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.ย  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.ย  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.ย  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.ย  THEN, OH WEโ€™RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WERENโ€™T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.ย  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys Iโ€™m really scared of crows now. (q)ย 

Yeah but have you seen thisย 

A colleague of my dadโ€™s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. โ€œOh hell,โ€ she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.

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dansknapp

Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,theyโ€™re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill

I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him โ€˜Buckโ€™.Wellโ€ฆ months passed and Buckโ€™s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.

Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldnโ€™t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Wellโ€ฆ near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumpedโ€ฆ and just before he hit the ground, he soaredย back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.

That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like Iโ€™d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him.ย 

Cut to the next spring? Iโ€™m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a soundโ€ฆ a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree.ย 

That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buckโ€ฆ and one from his chick.

Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.

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aph-romania

that last reply made me wanna cry. thatโ€™s so beautiful.

Donโ€™t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice.ย 

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rassoey

this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldnโ€™t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad.ย 

i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.

a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was โ€œallowedโ€ to walk up close and pick him up, he couldnโ€™t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.

i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like iโ€™ve adopted a son.

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spookyrawr

Best birbs !!

your son is Beautiful and Strong

every time I see this post it has different crow stories and every time I reblog it again because all crow stories are good stories

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betheothergirl

Like, I wouldnโ€™t want to be on bad terms with a crow, but they are a really smart animal, they arenโ€™t scary You just want to be nice to them because they will know and they will remember, and they will pay you back if you treat them a certain way.

As a side note, I volunteered at a rehab (Hope for Wildlife), where they were rehabbing a crow with a broken wingโ€“who was named Russell Crow. He kept pulling his bandage off so a sleeve was cut off some old clothing and put on him like a little sweater.ย 

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chamfrons-checques-n-champignons

!!!!

I donโ€™t think Iโ€™ll ever not reblog this. This posts makes me cry and smile at the same time.

Heโ€™s so handsome!!

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randomnightlord

I would trust a crow with my life

This is your regularly scheduled crow appreciation post

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fanvergentinexistentialcrisis

many east indians respect crows and lowkey worship them and now i know why :)

fucking superb you funky little death omens

Damn now I want a crow

Considering this image โฌ‡๏ธ is from my most popular post, I think you all know the deal.

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

In case you're curious here's what I mean.

Renaissance(distinct lines, stability and the individual man):

Baroque (bold, chaotic, dramatic):

Romantic(romanticize the simple hard working life):

Do you see the difference?

this post has re-wired my brain in the best way

AO3 in popular culture

Neither Wikipedia nor Fanlore have this subsection in their AO3 entries, which makes me sad. I'm aware of N.K. Jemisin's use of "Tales of Our Own" in Far Sector

And I just found this gem in Django Wexler's Everyone Wants to Rule the World But Me:

"Fun fact for readers from the future: Before AO3 was a benevolent government ushering in world peace and prosperity for all, it was a fan-fiction archive! [star] THE MORE YOU KNOW [star]"

Anyway, I'm interested in other sightings in the wild, especially in visual media/moving pictures. Please add any of which you are aware!

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This fandom is pretty much non existent and I NEED to find people who wanna talk about the show as badly as I do. So of ANYONE is obsessed with it too just pleaseee let us text (โ ย โ ๊ˆโ แด—โ ๊ˆโ )

โ˜† Also I've been making edits for this show for a while so if anyone has tiktok then here: blazey.sgc

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Testing some Stargate Atlantis sticker designs because I just really love cute stickers and these blorbos :3

Alrighty Gaters, here's a challenge for you. How many of David Hewlett's projects have you seen?

If it's a TV show, if you seen just his episodes or a bunch of them I think that should count. I tried to include shows where he had either a lead, supporting or substantial recurring role.

Hello my father is officially in hospice and my friends are asking how they can help

and so I am providing a list of concrete things here: unfortunately dying in America is extremely expensive. As he declines my mother is paying out of pocket for in home health care because its not covered by insurance. 24 hour care at 30-50 dollars an hour is ADDING UP QUICKLY and my mom has no income so financial help is the best way to show up for me right now.

  1. my venmo and paypal are phoenix-mendoza (rose drawing icon) and phoenixxkelly1221@gmail.com respectively if you just want to donate but if you want something fun in exchange there are many things you can do!
  2. you can buy my books! they're available as paperbacks for US citizens on barnes and noble but I actually make more money if you purchase them off of my website as ebooks here
  3. you can join my writing class, BLOOD/INK/BONE! its an awesome value, 10 lectures across 8 months, as well as feedback from me and access to a writing community. If you don't want to join live you don't have to, it is entirely self paced. It starts tomorrow but you can join whenever! I also have last year's completed lectures available if you have no interest in the feedback/social aspect!
  4. I also have numerous other recorded lectures available on a myriad of writing topics, included but not limited to horror writing, tense, POV (hear me talk about 2nd person my beloved), and nature writing!
  5. You can commission me to write you fanfic or original stuff! Just shoot me a DM and I can send you my rates. I will write just about anything.
  6. You can also commission me for tattoo designs! dm for rates with that too
  7. If you're anywhere near me in California, you can book a tattoo! I am a professional and talented tattoo artist, check out my shit at phoenix.mendoza.tattoo on IG
  8. you can become a paid subscriber on substack! I post multiple times a month, mostly nonfiction essays but sometimes snippets of upcoming original pieces and newsletters updating you on my upcoming publications. There's a long backlog of stuff about my dad's death and my life in general if you want to snoop.

If you can't financially support yourself (I get it, shit is dire) please consider sharing this post! I would appreciate it. Thank you.

My belovedโ€™s father is at the end of his life. Many of you know and love Phoenix. Please consider contributing to the effort to make his end of life more safe and comfortable.

I'm going to call this post Major Lorne in Artistic Lighting and/or Poses. Because we all need a little art in our lives, right? It's important! For mental health! And the aesthetics! Thanks for helping out, Major! (And you know he appreciates artistry!)

Let's start with this one. Note the contrast of light and dark. The spare colour palette. The contemplative pose. The curve of shoulder to hand. The slightly messy hair, but like. Artistically messy. With lighting highlights. Beautiful. This should be painted in oil and hung in an art gallery or something.

A Hundred Days vs. Epiphany

I just saw SG-1 3.17 'A Hundred Days' for the first time and couldn't help comparing it to SGA 2.12 'Epiphany'.

In both episodes, Jack / John is trapped on a somewhat 'primitive' planet, basically forced to integrate with the local population for a few months. Thereโ€™s also some form of romance subplot in both. To me, the overall situation feels very similar.

But boy, do they cope differently.

Jack, within 3 months:

  • Has mostly accepted that he's never being saved.
  • Gave up on digging up the gate.
  • Is fully integrated into the community, accepted and liked by all.
  • Is fine with throwing away all his clothes and other stuff from Earth?!?!
  • Thinks about starting a family with the new woman he's dating? It's kind of implied she might be pregnant when he leaves???
  • When he gets 'rescued,' she says, 'You must be very happy to be going home,' to which he replies, 'No, Iโ€™m not.'

John, within 6 months:

  • Actually says heโ€™s depressed. Doesnโ€™t shave (while some of the other men there clearly do, so itโ€™s not a technology issue).
  • Wears his belt, sweat band, watch and any piece of clothing he still has from home every single day.
  • Keeps searching for a way out until the end.
  • Only half-heartedly tries to integrate (in Tao of Rodney, he basically says he didnโ€™t learn much about meditation at all).
  • Doesn't even tell the people he lives with when he leaves the village. Teer says he was 'gone for over a day.'
  • Teer is his romance, though it's very one-sided. She keeps hitting on him, and he looks vaguely interested at best, and mostly like he canโ€™t be bothered. (She's like 'life here is not entirely without its pleasures ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜' and he's like '๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ')
  • On his last day there, she basically talks him into having sex with her by saying she had a vision about it. (Okay, this part might be a bit problematic...)
  • When rescued, he says 'What the HELL took you so long???'

Honestly, I donโ€™t know what point Iโ€™m making here...

Maybe that Jack adapted to his new life ridiculously fast?

Or that Johnโ€™s a dramatic potato who refused to adapt at all?

Either way, the contrast is funny to me.

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The Atlantis Stargate was the one and only link back to Earth from this galaxy, and those who remained used it to return to that world that was once home. There, the last survivors of Atlantis lived out the remainder of their lives. This city was left to slumber, in the hope that our kind would one day return.

Guide You Home!!

Share your favorite detail

Share a piece of lore you made up for the story

Write a new summary for the fic, but badly

If you made a playlist, talk about the songs on it and share a link

plz

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guide you home!! the fic that made me cry writing it!!! my love story to the episode last man and old man rodney finally getting his happy ending.

26.Share your favorite detail

That ShepCat slowly starts thawing and Rodney's doesn't really get to see him and pat him until he and Evan are going to spend time together.

27. Share a piece of lore you made up for the story

INTERGALATIC SPACE CRUISE PAST ALL THE PLANETS I WANNA GOOOOO. also starbucks on mars. also? like. i kinda love the world i built for it ngl. with the sgc being out in the open and how it's worked into the world.

(also i included my personal hc that cadman got smarter from her time in rodneys brain just like he got better at guns from having her in his head.)

28. Write a new summary for the fic, but badly

Grouchy Dr. McKay had given up on love until hunky Air Force General Lorne walked back into his life and turned it upside down. Will McKay let those blue eyes into his heart? Or will the world conspire to split them apart?

29. If you made a playlist, talk about the songs on it and share a link

I did not make a playlist for this, but the title comes from fix you from coldplay which the song is just. made for this universe

When you try your best, but you don't succeed When you get what you want, but not what you need When you feel so tired, but you can't sleep Stuck in reverse

And the tears come streamin' down your face When you lose somethin' you can't replace When you love someone, but it goes to waste Could it be worse?

Lights will guide you home And ignite your bones And I will try to fix you

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