Fun fact in this duo Stephanie is the good cop.

I want another Kara/Steph team up but when Kara is one of her angst phases.

i feel like it's absolutely crucial in the social justice world to take "he a little confused but he got the spirit" and similar sentiments/situations as a Win. intent is so much more important than saying it right the first time! if someone is approaching with scuffed language and incorrect terms but they're visibly being as polite as they know how, that person is a friend and should be treated better than what their words might invite in someone else's mouth.

I know Santa is an actual character in the dc canon who trained Batman but c'mon you gotta admit he sounds like a rogue.

They heard someone talking shit about Bruce

Who are you?

my belief is that much like ivy's characterization it's much more fun to take her wildly inconsistent postcrisis physiology and powers even within a given era as just a fact of life for her rather than cede ground to writers not doing their homework for 40 years

especially if you take into account how often she dies. maybe sometimes the green fucks up bringing her back. Maybe sometimes she wakes up 2in shorter than she was last time and completely unable to digest meat. it's like when you shave your head and the hair comes back in a different texture except with your Whole Body.

some days bullets bounce off her like pebbles and some days they are fully capable of connecting and her blood is so thin she's down for the count in Seconds. but she wakes up a few days later and she has 20/20 vision for the first time in a while so it's not all bad

it'll intersect with a summertime manic episode and she'll be rapidly abandoning her self preservation instincts about it and right at the point where harley is going like "Okaaaaayy pammy this is cool but none of the rest of your powers are really consistent so like what if one of these times you dont even come back can we think about it for a second" and ivy is fully ignoring her is when the green throws her a curveball and shifts her nose just far enough up on her face to throw her off when she looks in the mirror and she has a 3 day long meltdown and her speedrun any% How Fast Can I Die Again After A Resurrection session ends unceremoniously and sort of pitifully. the meltdown ends when she remembers she gets to run new diagnostics on herself and she's fine

you spend a month trying to get poison ivy onboard with a plan of yours by promising an exponentially increasing number of dead CEOs by the end of it because last time she got on the news for that it was via her being able to alter the chemical structure of a primarily plant based substance or object by touching it and sneaking in with the caterers at a gala and turning all the wine into water hemlock juice. and the day comes and she doesnt even show up she calls you and is like "there is no earthly way i can do what you need me to do." and youre like What? Im literally already here. What the fuck am i supposed to do instead. What happened. shes like "i cant explain im busy" and hangs up. what you dont know is she cracked her head open on selina's sink last week and now the closest she can get to the chemical structure changing is turning fruits funny colors. also 0 pain meds work on her right now, if you care,

#I love dialing up the inhumanity both for angst and for Bits#batfam#she comes back to life orange#it would shift back to green in a few days but she never finds that out because she immediately kills herself again

you. you get it exactly.

I'm not a hater but so much shit is stupid

What

Ok But Dick Grayson/ Nightwing would just explain anything with his Acrobatic training, Im completely with the Villains when they say they hate his Robin the most Clearly I see Why now

Static Zine - A WTNV Fanzine! (Announcement & Interest Form)

"Okay, seriously, have any of you seen the moon? I’ve been looking for that thing for what must be hours and it’s just not ANYWHERE. I checked the sky of course and there was only that circle of static which made me feel… It made me feel…. I guess I don’t have another word. It just made me FEEL. All capital letters followed by an emphatic period. I hate it more than I hated the moon, and I hated the moon a lot. "

Hello, everyone! As a lot of you know, I just finished school, so I have more time for creative endeavors now. To rekindle that spark, I'm facilitating a WTNV fanzine!

This is a zine themed around the concept of "static" within the world of Welcome to Night Vale (and Welcome to Desert Bluffs). There are limitless ways to interpret that prompt - whether you want to make art in a static style, incorporate some staticky entities like the Hooded Figures or the Glow Cloud, illustrate a quote from the show, or literally anything you can think of! This will be an 18+ zine. Adult content is permitted, just no visible nudity or excessive gore, because I don't know how to get that stuff accepted by printers.

And speaking of, as this is my first zine, I'd appreciate anyone experienced in facilitating socials, contacting printers, crowdfunding for release, anything that could help. Please DM me here directly if you would like to help in this way.

However, if you are interested in contributing a fanwork, please fill out the form here!

Stay tuned for more information!

to be confident in posting about your Guy all u need to do is read fifty academic articles and five books of varying respectability and reliability and also watched a few operas or plays. this tumblr thing can be so easy

The purpose of life is to get really into stories that drive you so crazy you sometimes feel the need to throw up from how much you love them

Thinking abt Stephanie Brown and her one million stupid stuffed animals and her dumb teddy bear. Remember when she threatened to whack Tim Drake with it while she was pregnant. Because she still had a teddy bear. She was so young and they made her teen pregnant. 15 yrs old and her life sucks so bad and it only got worse and worse and worse. Whatever.

"big day for annoying people", "this must hit hard if youre stupid", and 12 other invaluable tools for the modern hater

The funniest hyperfixations have gotta be the ones where you watch something and go "this thing is cute. I like it. not sure if Id call it a favorite of mine but its definitely enjoyable at least" and then cut to a month later and its completely overtaken your life