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I didn't like my original blog introduction thingy. So I'm giving this another try :)

So yeah. Hey, Hello. My name is Pip and I'm 18. I'm german, so I really try my best with English. Leftist. I'm queer and taken since 2021 by my wonderful boyfriend that looks like a monchichi

I'm bad at actually texting people back. I have a lot to do and I have some kind of 'teenage dementia' so yeah. I just forget to text you back. Nothing personal :)

Most of this blog is just wenclair incorrect quotes. I grew up with the Addams Family movie and the comics. So yeah I also fell inlove with the Netflix show (Wednesday). But I also post some personal stuff, like weird things that keep happening to me :|

I'm still confused about what I want to do with my life

I like to make new friends, so you can dm me if you want :D I won't text you back if you happen to be a pervert, a rightist, or one of my rl friends (I'll ignore you)

I'm a big horror fan (not gore)

My life mission is to make people smile

Here are some things I like:

TV => Wednesday Show, Ghosts, Bojack Horseman, Superstore, Killing Eve, Shameless, Sex and the City (series), Fearstreet, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Addams Family, Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Beetlejuice, Longlegs, Terrifier, Scream, Halloween, The Perfection, The Shining, The haunting of ''''', the Exorcist, The Conjuring, X, Pearl, MAXXXINE, Nightmare On Elm Street, The Life After, Heartstopper

Music => Motörhead, She wants revenge, Deftones, Nine Inch Nails, Korn, The Cure, The Smiths, Pixies, Radiohead, Foo Fighters, Nirvana, The Beatles, Die Ärzte, SXTN, Soft Cell, Sabrina Carpenter, Chapell Roan, Girl in red, Ariana Grande, Charli XCX, Misfits, The Runaways, Joan Jett and The Blackhearts, Miley Cyrus, Gorillaz, NOAHFINNCE, Violent Femmes, Makko, Depeche Mode, Iron Maiden, Billy Idol, Type O Negative

Games => Cult of the Lamb, The Last Of Us, The Walking Dead, Sally Face, Mouthwashing, Assassin's Creed, Red Dead Redemption, Hogwarts Legacy, Outlast, Resident Evil, FNAF, Spiderman, Until Dawn, Life is Strange, Spider Man, Kingdom Come: Deliverance, Little Nightmares

Info for you: don't follow me if you're a pervert, a racist, a homophobe, a transphobe, etc. I don't need you here

Edit: I have a Playlist that basically describes my whole taste of music so here it issss

I did not sign up for this shit. Istg. I have no idea what those flowers and plants are called. AND ALSO WHY TF DO CUSTOMERS ASK QUESTIONS AFTER I CALLED MY COLLEAGUE TO ANSWER THE FIRST ONE?! LIKE ASK IN ONE GO.

But... flower power I guess

Wednesday and Enid were sitting in their dorm, before a loud shrieking sound disturbed the goth

Wednesday: *looks around a little confused before putting her eyes on her roommate*

Enid: *sitting completely still before shrieking again* OH - EM - GEEEEEEE WILLA!

Wednesday: What is it this time? Did Victoria Secret publish a new cologne? Or a new set of underwear?

Enid: *blushes* no- nononono Tomodachi Life 2 just got announced!

Wednesday: *stares blankly*

Enid:

Wednesday: ... and?

Enid: *lets out an offended gasp* AND?! Excuse you! Wedneaday Friday Addams, this is life-changing. We can make Mii's of everyone! You, Me, Yoko, Divina, Bianca— AH AND I CAN MAKE US ROOMMATES TOO!

Wednesday: we already are roommates in real life.

Enid: *flips her off* Yeah but now I can make you happy about it pffff

Wednesday: *actually interested now* I see. It's a virtual prison.

Enid: *grins mischievously* You bet it is. And I am the warden hehe

Wednesday: *nods once before walking up to her girlfriend* Fascinating.. tell me more about how I can manipulate and control the others in this game..

Enid: well you could start with sim- wait no! WILLA YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO ENJOY IT LIKE THAT

A loud scream was heard through the halls of Nevermore, coming from Yoko's room

Yoko: *bursts into Wednesday's and Enid's dorm* YOU! *points at Wednesday who was sitting on her bed, reading her new book* You did this!

Enid: *goes straight to her best friend and looks at her shining bald head* I-

Yoko: She cut my hair off when I was sleeping!

Wednesday: *puts down her book and opens a black box to her right* Very well.

Yoko: *walks closer to Wednesday's bed to see what happened to her hair* You- is that a wig?!

Wednesday: It is. It's for Enid

Enid:

Enid: for me?!

Wednesday: Matter of factly, you always complain about your 'bad hair days' I assumed a wig made of vampire hair would be very practical — resilient, naturally sleek and resistant to humidity. Superior to your usual... keratin-based strands.

Enid: *blushes and walks towards her to touch the wig* Oh wow.. Wednesday you shouldn't have! It's actually so sof-

Yoko: ENID! NO! DO NOT ENABLE HER!

Wednesday: *looks up at Mr. Clean* I can make you one too.. considering you might need one now. But I need fresh hair for it.

Three girls were sitting in the Nevermore common room, talking about the latest trash that happened

Yoko: *suddenly turns to face Wednesday* So.. Addams.. are you a top or a bottom?

Wednesday:

Enid: *burries her face in her hands to hide her red cheeks* Yoko, you can't ask that

Wednesday: *tilts her head* it depends. Are we discussing battle formations, bed frames or the best vantage points of ambush?

Yoko:

Yoko: what?

Wednesday: *ignores her* I do prefer taking the high ground, if we're talking about battle formations. Bed frames should be sturdy with minimal creaking for stealth purposes. And as for ambushes.. *tilts her head down a bit* it's always best to strike from above..

Yoko:

Enid: Willa that's not-

Yoko: no no.. this is great. Keep going *grins*

Wednesday: *narrows her eyes* I sense I am being mocked. I will not forget this Tanaka.

Yoko: *laughs* Yeah yeah, just remind me to never let you take the high ground

I cant fucking wait for spring and summer to be over.

I want to see a ballet show. Idk why but it's actually important

Is it called swan lake? Idk if that's the name of the song or the whole ballet but I want to see that

Debating if I should do something with my hair rn. It's midnight rn and it's bothering me. And my boyfriend just woke up asking me why I turned off chapell roan. I did not listen to chapell roan and I did not and would never turn off her music. So wtf are you dreaming sonic.

He looks like sonic.

I also need more caffeine

Enid and Wednesday were joined in their dorm by their Enid's friends

Enid and Wednesday: *sitting suspiciously close while whispering*

Yoko: *knitting her eyebrows* So.. you guys have been spending a lot of time together lately. Anything — new?

Enid: *snaps her head to the side to look at her friend, grinning excitedly* Oh yeah! Wednesday finally let me assemble the guillotine *giggles while intertwining Wednesday's and her fingers*

Yoko: Huh.. *nods but is so very confused* ....What?

Bianca: *ignores them and continues reading her VOGUE magazine*

Wednesday: It was a necessary experiment. The blade was sharp — the execution precise.

Yoko:

Divina: Just tell me that this is some weird Addams and Sinclair metaphor of something completely.. innocent

Bianca: *raises an eyebrow* you do know Addams.. right?

Enid: *shakes her head smiling* Oh don't worry Div! We only tested the stocks after that

Yoko: *both glasses of her sunnies plop out*

Bianca: *closes her magazine with a loud sound* Gosh! Can't you just talk normally and say that you had sex like normal people?!

Wednesday: *sighs* Barclay.. *shakes her head almost looking like a disappointed father* it would be inaccurate. Normal would not fit as a description for the lunar excursion Enid took me on.

Yoko: *eyes are sizzling and kinda smoking because of the sunlight* I need to leave.

The night is long and I am bored :]

Bianca, Divina and Yoko were sitting at a table in the center of the Quad

Yoko: *adjusts her sunglasses* I don't know.. something is just.. off

Divina: What do you mean?

Enid: *looks like she just went through Wednesday's closet and picked out the darkest clothes to wear that day* The world is a dark, meaningless void and existence is an endless parade of suffering. And not the good kind

Wednesday: *looks like a rainbow just vomited on her* O-M-G BABE! Look at that beautiful crow! Isn't it cute! Do you think I can train it to make friendship bracelets for us?

Bianca: Okay what fresh hell am I looking at right now?

Yoko: *pushes her sunglasses back up* Either Wednesday finally snapped or Enid got possessed by a demon that just happened to act like Wednesday-

Divina: *actually horrified* D-did Wednesday just use 'OMG'?

Enid: *looking in the distance* I am but a husk, drifting through this brutal, mortal coil, awaiting the sweet release of the void.

Wednesday: *clapping her hands excitedly* Ohh Yoks! I love you sunglasses! Could I try them on??

Yoko:

Bianca: No. Nope. I'm out. This shit is cursed

Divina: *nods* Yeah.. we should probably do something about this *gestures with her hands*

Yoko: *smirks* mhhh nope. I think we should wait and see how long this.. whatever lasts. I've never gotten compliments by that half-pint

Wednesday: *skips ahead while humming 'the giver'*

Enid: *sighs dramatically like a brooding poet before following her girlfriend*

Excuse me, but I think even considering that an 18 year old dumb biatch (me) could pass THREE two hour exams on one day is fucking hilarious

SIX HOURS OF JUST CALCULATING STUFF?!?!?!

Enid: *jumping up and down on her bed* Pleaseeee just one party! You never go anywhere with me!

Wednesday: *casually flipping through her book; the fall of the house of usher* I went to the carnival with you last month.

Enid: *letting herself fall on her back* Ugh? Excuse me but you dragged me there because you wanted to see if this HAUNTED carnival was actually haunted!

Wednesday: *shrugs* and I was right. The clown was definitely possessed.

Enid: Come ooooon! I'll do anything!

Wednesday: *slowly looking up*

Yoko: *whispering to Divina and Bianca* that's not good

Wednesday: Anything you say?

Enid: Anything!..... within reason

Wednesday: *closing her book, before putting it back on her nightstand* Alright. Come on then

Enid: *jumping up like a happy puppy* where are we going?

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Enid: *covered in dirt from head to toe, digging up a body* I can't believe you're doing this to me. I should he picking out an outfit right now! Not — ugh — A FELONY!

Wednesday: *sitting on her camping chair, reading her book again* It's not a felony if we don't get caught.

Enid: THAT DOESNT MAKE IT BETTER

Yoko, Divina and Bianca: *sitting on near by gravestones, eating their snacks*

Yoko: She's actually doing it — she's so whipped

Bianca: *rubbing her temples* I can't get over the fact that Enid actually loves that psychopath

Divina: Oh come on.. they're actually pretty cute!

Enid: *finally hits something with her shovel and gasps* OH MY GOD. I DID IT! It's done! CAN I GO NOW??

Wednesday: *looks up before peaking at Enid* excellent. Now help me lift this lid.

Enid: NAH AH! I'M OUT.

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At the party

Enid: *still has some dirt in her hair, slow-dancing with Wednesday*

Yoko: she earned this

Bianca: *sipping her cosmopolitan* Yeah.. still weird tho

Wednesday: *brewing something ominous in a bubbling cauldron*

Bianca: *watches her from afar while sipping on her Caviar Boba tea* I feel like I should stop this

Yoko: *shrugs* I don't know, maybe it'll take a hilarious turn

Divina: *whispers into Yoko's ear* what did Wednesday even make?

Enid: *downs a shot of the potion in one gulp* hm.. not that bad actually, kinda tastes like—

Enid:

Enid: *pupils dilate* Willa... *turns her head to look at her girlfriend* my dark enchantress... my brilliant, terrifying venomous Rose...

Wednesday: *blinks* hm

Enid: *grabs Wednesday's hand, before falling down to one knee dramatically* your intellect could burn the heavens. Your undeniable beauty could raise the dead. My love for you! It consumes me! Destroys me! I am but a humble servant to your wicked heart!

Bianca: the f-

Yoko: *wheezing*

Wednesday: *deadpan as always* fascinating

Enid: *stands up straight again, before spinning Wedneaday around* you are the moon that I give my heart to! My beautifully unhinged reaper of souls!

Divina: she kind of sounds like—

Bianca/Yoko: Gomez Addams

Enid: Say the word and I shall wage war in your name!

Wednesday: *tilts her head, considering* how do you feel about setting fire to Jericho?

Bianca: Mh no. ENID DONT YOU DARE.

At principal Weems' office

Enid: *still staring at Wednesday like she hung the moon just for her*

Weems: *pinches the bridge of her nose* Miss Addams, what was in this potion?

Wednesday: a mild devotion enhancer. It's for scientific purposes.

Weems: *gestures to Enid, who is still holding Wednesday's hand like a lifeline* mild?

Enid: isn't she perfect?

Pre Wenclair

A Nevermore class trip to London

Yoko: *watches her blonde best friend, dressed in all pink run for her life, right behind her girlfriend* Okay. Explain to me, why Wednesday and Enid are running again.

Bianca: *takes out an apple from her lunch box* Mhh I think Wednesday decided to test the 'security response time' at the tower of London

Enid: WHY DID YOU TOUCH THE CROWN JEWELS?!

Wednesday: *completely calm* I simply wanted to see how well they were guarded.

Enid: THEY ARE GUARDED VERY WELL WILLA. VERY WELL!

Yoko: *jogs after them* Okay sooo.. what are we gonna do this time?

Bianca: *right beside Yoko, jogging—sighs after taking a bite from the apple* Damage control. I'm not letting these two idiots get arrested in another country

Divina: Counterpoint— what if we let them get arrested for like... ten minutes?? Just as a learning experience?

Wednesday: *grabs Enid before dragging her in an empty alleyway*

Enid: *sits down* I swear to god, I need a vacation from this vacation

Wednesday: *peaks around the corner, looking for the security guard* you love it.

Enid: No, I love you. The chaos was just an unmentioned side effect!

Wedneday: *blinks slowly*

Enid: did I just say that?

Wednesday: yes.

Enid: *screams into her hands*

Bianca: *snaps her fingers* alright Bonnie and Clyde, fun's over. We're getting you out of here before the teachers find out

Divina: *holds her phone up* But first— Enid, babe, wanna repeat what you just said?

Enid: *groans* I hate all of you

Wednesday: *shrugs* no you don't.

There will be more parts of this little class trip thing :)