happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

I just queued this for a year

this is one of the best April fools joke you can receive.

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

Ikrit almost spat out his smoothie XD

Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats

this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…

Reading comprehension on this site is piss-poor

How dare you say aces piss on the poor

Happy pride y'all

How dare you say we should take pride in pissing on the poor

imma send this to new tumblrairans (fucking spelling man)

Stardew valley 🦕🦖

Mainly Stardew valley dinosaur moodboard made for my found sibling

reblog to tell your mutuals they’re lovely af.

✨♡♡✨♡♡✨♡♡✨♡♡✨

Omega verse and soulmates AUs are in my top two I NEED TO WRITE AN AROACE IN THESE WORLS JUST TO BREAK THE ENTIRE SYSTEM

TO SHREWDS (please and thank you)

Like: aroace character: oh your my soulmate

Soulmate: img we can together forever I never thought I would meet you the second I saw you I fell in love-

Aroace character: no? Ew, creepy dude. Maybe like see a therapist if your falling in love that easily sounds like a self deprecation thing.

Soulmate: but we're made to be together!!

Aroace: by who

Soulmate: I don't know, god?

Aroace: I'm an atheist, my colour blindness has just been cured because I'm aging.

OR

aroace character: NO NO LISTEN SOULMATES ARE ALL MADE BY THE GOVERNMENT who gets born with tattoos??? How does it happen?? I tell you, C SECTIONS that's the reason they're so popular, they tattoo you child with mundane words that anyone could say and then give them back to the parents. ITS A CONSPIRACY TO CONTROL THE WORLD "breeding" out weak or undesired DONT YOU GET IT

The character arc is the non aro person taking notes and nodding along like "wait you got a point" and then they overthrow the government

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

they call me a sleeper agent the way i. well. i shan’t say.

Okay so either Daisy is dead or they completely redid her design

Well since I won't be able to marry DAISY again in the SoS remake of Grand Bazaar (which is okay bc the new Bachelorette- Diana? - looks super cute, or I might go for Angelo idk), I booted up my old ass DS GrB file (I think I started it in 2014?) to see my waifu again.

Her blush sprite is soooo cute waaaah. I'm sorry they did you wrong like this, baby.

Honestly as a blind person I’m so tired of seeing fictional blind characters who don’t use white canes or other guides. “They have special powers so they know what’s around them” or “they’re confident enough to not need a guide” are common tropes, and I’m tired.

Are people scared that using a white cane will make their blind character seem weak? They can’t use a cane because they’re so special that they already know what’s around them, and other blind people who use guides are inferior because they’re not special?

I’m tired. Give your blind characters white canes and other guides. Let them hold onto their friends, let them have guide dogs. Don’t make white cane users feel ostracized for not being “strong enough” to go without.

Another thing that pisses me off is when a sighted character comes up with the fantasy equivalent of braille and teaches it to the blind character. Braille was invented by Louis Braille, a blind man, in 1824. The blind character should be the one coming up with it.

Tldr I’m blind and tired of sighted people lol

🔪 Sighted People MUST Reblog This 🔪

The blind character in John Wick is an excellent example of how to write a so-called super assassin who is blind. He uses a cane and shades, he visibly uses his hands to seek for props, and uses aid devices to help him with his work (magnetic motion detecting doorbells.) He is 100% portrayed as having a disability that requires accommodation but is respected and feared as a highly skilled individual.

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

“In a world where tulips were yellow, one dared to be different…”

I realized that I never shared this yesterday! My bad!

PSA !!

I didn't think this had to be said but apparently it does.

Being a nazi isn't ok.

Supporting nazis isn't ok.

Joking about being a nazi isn't ok.

Letting people in your server joke about being nazis isn't ok.

Harassing people for no reason isn't ok.

Letting people harass who ever they want in your server no consequences isn't ok.

I dont care that you're a teenager or whatever. You should know better. You should know none of this ok.

And let's say you didn't know. When people tell you it's wrong, don't try and save your ass. Take accountability and change your actions.

also i realize i should probably put this out for safety but block @//pleasantwonderlandwolf

my ex/groomer, esp if you are a minor and ftm or transmasc as tht seems to often be their target

they claim to currently be taking a break from being online but if their still stalking me on other blogs it wouldn't surprised me if they harassed my friends too

Im gooooood, took a break because i had a bad cold then forgot tumblr existed unfortunately </3

Im glad youre doing good though :DD

that's greattt, are you feeling better now??

Yeahhhhh I am :]] unfortunately my family caught the bug though lmao

that's greatt :) i feel you, bc I was sick too a while ago, ON MY BIRTHDAY

NOOOOO thats so sucky dude 😭😭😭

I knoww I didn't even blow the candles

Noooooo thats the best bit 😔</3