i love this tweet i love it so much

Beyblade heavyweight division

Obsessed with the wording of this

☝️ silly form

☝️ SERIOUS FORM ❗️❗️❗️

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

(Via @morganpdf )

I think I can comfortably say that I am the only person on the planet who has drawn a Wonderbread manatee.

oh… HIM boba…

f/m shippings are great, heterosexuals just have the most awful taste in heterosexual relationships. why can’t you all be normal and instead of shipping edgy manchild x soon to be house wife, why don’t you ship that has whatever Adam and Morticia from the Adams family has.

every time this post gains notes again I am reminded of my pain and sufferings

my favorite so far

this motherfucker actually just tweeted this in the middle of his own championship match at wrestlemania

just in case you’re doubting me

he lost, btw

cats are really good at looking at things. very useful

having two cats essentially means you have a bug and rodent triangulation system. if they are both looking at something you know for damn sure there is some unauthorised fucking thing there.

real life cartoon character

just a normal day at the symphony. nothing weird going on at all

🪶💧19 Quail Chicks Drinking on a Hot Day💧🪶

Some of my favorite posts on r/BenignExperience from the past week (PART THREE!!!)

Part one, part two, part four

I ENDED UP DRAWING A COMIC ABOUT THIS STUPID FUCKING ASK IM CRYING

an extremely short story about two knights who were made for each other

I guess it wasn’t just a one knight stand, then…

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