My entry for @bowelfly's immense hydraphone.

Tyler Hoechlin and Bitsie Tulloch from from the MegaCon Panel Reel.

@jetslay @lostsoulincssea @daily-tyler-hoechlin @superman-and-lois-love @the-army-brat-and-the-nerd @wulfnerd @tyler-wreckloin

Beautiful gif by @king-alfred

TYLER HOECHLIN

this is so funny. why is it like that? i didn't type that

canceled my prime membership today

very serious business, as usual (WIP)

If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida

Apex predators

Yooooo

Florida culture is living in a real life Jurassic park yet being more scared of the local people

TBF, you would be too if you’d ever met Florida Man

Hopefully this doesn’t burst anybody’s bubbles, but the video’s fake (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-man-save-friend-from-reptilian-attack/)

Now, by fake I mean: the alligator wasn’t real, it was put there as a prank by some Youtubers, to record people’s reactions. So the guy a) survived, and b) reacted as he would (AKA: fought a fucking alligator to save his friend) had it been real, because neither of them knew it wasn’t.

To quote Snopes: It appears that the “elbow drop” move was actually a real, good-faith, and quite courageous response to an uncomfortably realistic and relatively low-effort prank

Ok but like…. that still doesn’t change the fact that this absolute legend genuinely thought an alligator was about to eat his friend and he ELBOW DROPPED the fucking thing to save him!!!! That’s some true ass friendship right there

No people or animals got hurt, guy got to try and elbow drop an alligator, and his friend got to find out just how ride or die his friend is. As far as I’m concerned this makes the whole thing better.

No chill was involved in the making of this video

I lean into his touch and smile. "Sihtric knows by now that I know how to bring new life into this world, safely and well."

I bump my forehead against his in a slight bullish way.

“Hey, hey…” Uhtred chuckles. “I have never questioned your abilities. And I’m sure you wouldn’t want to miss the after feast activities.” Uhtred winks, a mischievous look in his eyes.

“I was going to ask your brothers to accompany me on a hunt for the feast. As long as Rognvaldr doesn’t try to kill me….” Uhtred jokes. “Hoping we can find a nice fat boar to be roasted for the feast.”

@mrsarnasdelicious

"Keep him near Sigtryggr and in front of you, you will be safe, he is no coward." I say softly. "And only half a fool."

"How is Gisela, Lord?" I ask gently.

the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves