Liar, Liar

Boyfriend!Eddie Munson x Reader

Summary: Eddie is the type to lie about how you two met just for fun.

Word Count: 1.8K

Warnings: 18+ mdni, Eddie's a silly goose, mentions of a Christian missionary trip but reader can be any religion because I think it’s even funnier if reader is like Muslim or something and Eddie’s trying to say you two met on a Christian mission trip, Eddie’s a liar for fun lol, one use of Y/N, Wayne is the best uncle, talk of dildos, sex shops, sex talk, circumcision mention, I think that's it, oh yeah and Eddie's middle name is Jeanette-ask me more about that if you're brave enough.

A/N: quickly written so forgive any mistakes pls. Half-baked concept turned into a half-baked drabble dressed as a oneshot. Below is the song I reference in this piece.

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Eddie loves to lie about how you two met just for fun. He comes up with a different story for every person who asks, so nobody truly knows how you guys really met. 

It doesn’t matter who he’s talking to—he’s going to lie. The elderly woman with the bright pink hair waiting your table at the diner makes the mistake of asking. She notices you and Eddie sharing the milkshake you ordered and can’t help the coo that leaves her overlined lips. “Aw, you two are so cute! How’d you kids meet? School?”

Failing to restrain your deep sigh, you know what she just triggered. Eddie excitedly sits up in the booth, a wide grin stretched across his face. You poke your straw around the large milkshake glass, giving yourself something to do so you don’t feel like an accomplice in his lies. 

“No, actually. Funny story,” he reaches across the table, trapping your hand in a vice grip that would look like sweet affection to anybody else, “we met on a mission trip in the Amazon Rainforest." He pauses to look at you wistfully, completely undeterred by your refusal to meet his eyes. "Yeah, we fell in love trying to turn Green Iguanas toward Christianity—those dirty sinners.” 

A/N: Hey, everybody. I'm popping in with something different today. It's an anon request I received and I think it's a nice change of pace. It's all fluff, and I think it's rather timely with Transgender Visibility Day (I know, I'm a day late. But it's the thought that counts, right?). This one is for my fellow queers out there, especially in these uncertain times, and when fandom majorly overlooks us. Enjoy 💜

Content Warning 18+ Only, Minors DNI: swearing, LGBTQ+ themes, transmasc!reader, crying, mentions of period-typical anti-queer bigotry, use of the term 'queer', fluff

"Alright, everyone. Let's circle up and we'll get started," you announce to the group as the clock strikes 3pm. It appears everyone who usually shows has arrived, as well as an unfamiliar face. She's a middle-aged woman with long, brown hair and uncertain eyes, hanging around the donuts and coffee. The others have already taken their usual spots in the circle of folding chairs you set up every Thursday in the Hawkins Rec Center, all set and ready to share and participate in whatever casual activity you've come up with this time.

Slowly Learning that Life is Okay

Chapter 6 - Can't Help Falling in Love

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He can’t help feeling like he did something wrong. When he came out of his room last night after way too many hours dealing with a work catastrophe, Eddie was already in bed. And this morning, other than simple exchanges of good morning and have a good day, Eddie would barely even look at him.

Steve felt like he needed to do something to fix it, even though he wasn’t sure what exactly was broken. He didn’t think anything of it when he stopped at an Apple store on his way to work and got Eddie a new phone. He knows it’s something the man can’t afford right now and he hates seeing him squint through the cracks every day on that mangled screen. It’s just a nice gesture. A peace offering.

Around noon Robin swings by his office with a couple burritos for a quick lunch and catch-up session. She’s been giving him so much shit for his crush on the hot nanny. And he’s been trying to avoid her grilling as much as possible.

***SSSSIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHHHHHHHHH***

Steve “accidentally” courting Eddie and Robin NOT being kind about it is 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

And they all deserve all the good things, I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

(This is the dance I’m doing rn, plus that’s a lemon bun and a fresh donut in honour of their delicious scent combination and I’m sticking to it)

#strut that stuff

Steve Harrington x Female!Reader x Eddie Munson

Summary: Eddie and Steve are always arguing about something--this time, it's about their sexual abilities. Good thing you're there to referee. Loosely based off of this thought from the other night.

WC: 2.8k

Warnings: smut (18+ only, minors DNI), m x f x m, oral (f! receiving), fingering, light praise, masturbation (m!), unprotected p in v, handjob, semi-public sex, Reader wears a skirt, brief allusion to public exhibitionism.

Divider credit to @saradika

Eddie and Steve were arguing again. 

Okay, but— I— Just lemme—

ARE YOU BORED YET? - part two

18+ — MINORS DNI

pairing: eddie munson x fem!reader

summary: you're steve's "bitchy" step-sister and are spending the summer in hawkins; eddie is steve's annoying best friend who you can't seem to shake, but things take a sharp turn when you find yourself sneaking around and ultimately falling for him

contains: slightly enemies to lovers trope, food/eating, mentions of drug use, smoking, secret relationship vibes, lots of tension, kissing, flirting, and eddie being a pain in the ass <3

word count: 10.5k (sorry)

chapter song: magnet and steel x walter egan

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OMG I love them so much, this is such a delicious and summery read 💗🧡💜

Please could I be tagged in future partssss???

Steve: *Lying face down in bed*

Robin: He said he loved you?

Steve: Yeah…

Robin: And you asked him to marry you?

Steve: Yeah…

Robin: Even by lesbian standards that’s fast.

Robin: What did you do?

Steve: I ran before he could reject me.

Meanwhile…

Eddie: WAYNE HOLY SHIT IM GETTING MARRIED!!!

Wayne: *Spits coffee*

𓈒ֺּׅ𓏽ཾ ♱ Eddie Vibes ♱ 𓈒ֺּׅ𓏽ཾ

🎢 score 🎢 | 351 words

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it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

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Fic Summary: Eddie had a casual thing going, but when that ends he realizes he has more options than he thought. SMUT

Tags: Eddie Munson x Reader, fem!reader, slightly-experienced!Eddie, virgin!Reader but don't make it weird, friends to lovers, oral (f and m receiving), fingering, porn with plot, or maybe plot with porn, drug use (weed), two idiots figuring things out, slightly ambiguous ending, no use of y/n, Reader is not described

Notes: No beta, what am I a fish?

Word Count: 7.8k words

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Eddie had known he was being used, he wasn’t an idiot despite the fact that she thought he was. He knew from the second that she asked him to meet her behind the school what she wanted, and for once he gave in. 

It had happened twice before, and with both of those girls he shot them down immediately and walked away. Aside from not being interested, those girls were too young for him anyway. 

It was obvious that Heather wanted more than a dime bag when she sat at the picnic table. Eddie didn’t do subtle, and neither did she. He had been ready to turn her down and walk away but he didn’t. He should have, but he didn’t. 

Joe Keery for Style Magazine Italia

Also, @katethetank I’m getting alpha!dad!Steve from some of these, what say you??

I realise I forgot his tats IGNORE IT I wanna make an individual post for this <3 !! Thank u @criticaloser for giving me the idea, I adore him and I might have to draw Eddie with a cane religiously now

I’m gonna cry it’s my boyyyy 😭😭

40 Year Old Virgin

Virgin!Eddie x Divorced!Steve

In 1986, the world was saved by a ragtag group of misfits. After the dust settled and the town healed, the unsung heroes of Hawkins started trickling out and chasing their dreams. Before he knew it, Eddie was the last one left. A high school dropout, gay virgin, littered with scars and trauma, with no means to get out and nowhere to go. He resigns himself to a life of solitude and his right hand.

Twenty years later - nothing has changed. Until Hawkins' prodigal son returns. Recently divorced, openly queer, and bringing back all the feelings that Eddie had for him when the world was ending. He survived hell. Can he survive reuniting with Steve Harrington?

@mrsjellymunson @the-unforgivenn @watermelonmite

EXCUSEME, WHATTTTTT????

1. You are a writing machine

2. Of course I’m seated and waiting

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You’re an Idiot, Eddie Munson

Prompt: Sick Fic, Roommates, Idiots to Lovers | Rating: T | Wordcount: 13,765 | AO3 | @steddiebingo

Eddie’s an idiot. He knows he’s an idiot. He was an idiot when he asked Steve to move to Indy with him, despite his massive crush on the man. He was an idiot when he got used to Steve in his space, cooking dinner and being an all-around perfect man. He was an idiot when he started turning people down at the bar he went to on Saturdays, and he was an idiot when he stopped going all together, just so he could join Robin and Steve’s movie nights in her apartment.

Okay, this whole thing devastated and uplifted me in the best way possible, but thissssss?????

“before his heart stopped beating in his chest and came up his throat to speak the words itself”

OOOHHH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOHHHHDDDDDD I nearly died at this line, it’s the most romantic thing I’ve ever read 😫😫😫😫

thank you for this, I loved every moment