i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

I don't know. I just don't know

It took me a solid thirty seconds to realize that Phragmites was probably the genus name of the plants in the picture and not, like, an ancient Greek warrior waiting in the marshes to attack.

The colorful four have a run in with a very uncool hinox.

i guess its hurt your pussy hour

hivemind in the notes

Wait a second, am I tripping balls?

HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

Sometimes life is just beautiful.

May you never be forgotten, magical forest accordion man

He’s playing the Lost Woods song from Zelda that’s the important part

Thank you for making real life a little more surreal

GUYS THIS IS ON YOUTUBE AND IM PRETTY SURE ITS CALLED “Lost Woods in the woods on accordion on a unicycle”

If u interact with my posts, just know I respond like this:

"Maybe we ought to worry about you."

I rendered my war crime. I have not regrets. Take me to jail.

Gharial (Gavialis gangeticus), female, family Gavialidae, found in rivers in India and surrounding countries

CRITICALLY ENDANGERED.

photograph by Bo Link

I thought this was a regular crocodilian until I scrolled down

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

Me starting to copy the random noises my friends make

King shit

Meow

The links realise that literally all of the anti goddess cults that they encountered originated from legend passionately cussing out goddess statues in random layover hyrules.

Legend is then banned from having an opinion out loud in villages due to the crime of being the father of all atheism.

HYRULE WARRIORS: AGE OF IMPRISONMENT SHOULD BE CALLED "THE LEGEND OF ZELDA"

IF ITS CENTERED AROUND ZELDA'S JOURNEY IN THE PAST, LEADING UP TO HER SACRIFICE TO BECOME THE LIGHT DRAGON - THE VERY THING DEPICTED IN THE MURALS IN THE PRESENT, ITS A LEGEND. ABOUT ZELDA. THE LEGEND OF ZELDA