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"this meeting could've been an email" but instead it's "this ship war could've been a threesome"
I love being a popular Tumblr user so I can give my failmutuals 10-20 more notes on their posts
lets go team hey wait what was that last one
I LOVE COMPLEX DATED ADVERBS. Wherein. Heretofore. Thereon. Hereunto. Whereof. Hitherward. Hereinafter. How can you look at these words and not lose your mind. They're insane. I think I'm in love.
official linguistics post
you are fucking died. game oval.
pure love
the party ended 3 years ago and hes still here
technically weβre ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,
I want a new character
Then make one.
Everyone talking about posts that changed their brain chemistry seem to be leaving out this classic, which probably propelled me into activism and more self confidence in a way that I cannot put into words.
i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.
'netizen' cutest word for internet user. It's the net and we're living here together ....
20k cellbit channel points. maybe I should start learning portuguese
40k cellbit channel points. at this rate Iβm learning portuguese whether I want to or not
60k cellbit channel points. nem fodendo mano
literalmente o post mais engraçado de todos os tempos. esse cara nem tinha ideia. 400k pontos btw