Intrepid Galactic Explorer

@murderbotched / murderbotched.tumblr.com

Murderbot things

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psumnt-studentcouncil

ART and Murderbot have the most insane interpersonal progression. From "Don't you dare lay a hand on my systems" to "Can I perform surgery on you" to "Let's be work buddies" to "Hey sorry I kidnapped you I kinda needed you lol" to "Let's make a bot child that's a self-detonating code bomb" to "Ah shit, our child died. Do you wanna move in together?"

#murderbot #the murderbot diaries #tmbd #asshole research transport #perihelion

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Murderbot's humans using sex terms as euphemisms for ordinary things whenever they don't want it to eavesdrop

patronsaintofdemons

see I was thinking it would be hilarious for Mensah to use this technique, but on second thought that would immediately get her demoted from Favorite Human

#love these examples though keep em coming!#pun intended…? ;D #tmbd #murderbot #murderbotched

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murderbot and ART first meeting u will always be famous 2 me..

#tmbd fanart #tmbd #asshole research transport

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SecUnit 3 worrying about its first-ever retrieval mission done as a free agent like “I want to get a good grade in Rogue SecUnit retrieval, which might be normal to want but I don’t know because there’s no protocol for that”

#the murderbot diaries #network effect #secunit three #tmbd

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its april fools have meowderbot doodles

#I could have become a ferocious predator after I hacked my governor module #but then I realized I could access the many soft textiles of the climate controlled human habitats #the murderbot diaries #tmbd fanart

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hellofriendhawke

Ratthi snorted. “No, that’s Thiago. I’m optimistic but a realist.”

#the murderbot diaries #tmbd #ratthi #asshole research transport #tmbd fanart

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Murderbot: looks like it can kill you, can actually kill you, would prefer to just be left alone to watch its shows.

Three: looks like a cinnamon roll, can actually kill you, and will actually kill you without blinking if it thinks you're a threat.

#the murderbot diaries #secunit three #tmbd fanart

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riseandfallofsecunit

The humans using sex terms to get SecUnit to stop eavesdropping (based on this by @murderbotched )

#AHHH!!#omg yes perfect #this makes me so happy hehe #tmbd fanart #tmbd #murderbot

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riseandfallofsecunit

chaoticandlucky asked:

Yoooo its a person

riseandfallofsecunit answered:

#tmbd #the murderbot diaries #murderbot #tmbd fanart

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More Murderbot! I enjoy adding as many pockets as possible, it's what it would want 😌

#tmbd #tmbd fanart #the murderbot diaries

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I love how in Network Effect Murderbot's previous assertion that SecUnits don't care about or trust eachother gets contradicted when Three asks after the other Units on its team.

I'm dying for a scenario where Murderbot makes one of its "this thing is a universal truth for all SecUnits"-type statements out loud, or in the feed, and it catches Three off gaurd like:

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various murderbot doodles

1st image: how i’ve been picturing the crew in my head

2nd image: amena:]

3rd and 4th: me trying to figure out how i imagine murderbot. just pretend they’re both the same design

#tmbd fanart #the murderbot diaries #murderbot #tmbd

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riseandfallofsecunit

Just some mb doodles

#tmbd fanart #the murderbot diaries

okay but what if Murderbot didn't actually know how babies were made

it had researched human evolution "in an attempt to figure out what the hell is going on with humans" but it might have avoided any topics related to sex and relationships. we know it skips sex scenes and The Company’s education modules are cheap

so there's a non-zero chance that when Amena asked/explained "so how are human babies made?" Murderbot genuinely did not know

#tmbd #the murderbot diaries #murderbot

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“SecUnits are never allowed to sit down or use human furniture whether on or off duty, so I sat in one of the chairs and put my feet up on the table. Then I took my feet off the table because it wasn’t comfortable.” [Exit Strategy]

#tmbd fanart #tmbd #the murderbot diaries

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hey girl. I mean. SecurityUnit.

#tmbd #murderbot #the murderbot diaries #dr ratthi #tmbd fanart

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not a human, not a machine / print

#the murderbot diaries #tmbd fanart

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