here’s to happiness, freedom and life

*leaves theatre* wow what a great show my favourite bit was how it fundamentally changed me as a person forever

Anastasia Trusova (Russian, born 1989)

“Cat in the Garden”

me seeing purple flowers on a lawn: that’s the prettiest thing i’ve ever seen

me seeing sunlight hit the waves of the sea: that’s the prettiest thing i’ve ever seen

me seeing raindrops sparkle colorfully on a bus stop bench at night: that’s the

Having a boyfriend is literally free

I’m stuck in my room because i have a fresh arm tattoo that’s not exactly fun to drive with and my little sister and her friends are hanging out in the kitchen so instead of doomscrolling or agonizing over creative projects i’m sending him pictures of various car parts and asking him to name them

wheeel……

I think he likes it?

Some fun out of context things from tonight's over an hour long game changer episode

Diversity win! Vic Michaelis has stolen Sam’s wife

crying. the season premiere of game changer finally giving an explanation to why i saw lou driving the craziest car 2 months ago

Back in the office/ back on my bullshit

Happy Ole Hickory Ham Mike Day

i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad

me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

fucking whatever man. [my plumbob changes from green to red instantly]

his tuoy

woke up cuz he dropped his tuoy

i have retrieved his tuoy for him. all is well.

Tonight is bath night

oh how the turns have tables

The absolute fear in his voice climbing over the course of the clip, peaking when he says "THIS IS SO MANY DIFFERENT DAYS!!!!!"

i don't want to wash my water bottle what about my microorganisms #mymicroorganisms