Reblogged susiephone
why is it so comforting to know that even in 40/50s lesbians will always have the most unhinged lesbian drama
tags @transezual
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"is it bad to call fascists weird because being weird is good" is such a nothing burger argument, to me. I guess its good to examine language in this way but I just feel like, these are 2 very different applications of the same word, and it's understood what is meant through context. The English language is capable of immense nuance. No one should think "keep Austin weird" and "republicans are weird" mean the same thing, and nobody does. Like at some point we just strip ourselves of effective communication by litigating too hard about it. The logical inverse of weird being categorically good would mean "republicans are normal," which is the complete opposite of the point of the messaging.
Reblogged batmanisagatewaydrug
sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.
you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.
What are your thoughts on musk?
i hope he dies
Reblogged lightasthesun
We literally cannot let them start charging 80 dollars for video games 70 dollars was already outrageous 60 was pushing it. 80 fucking dollars. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. For MARIO?!?!?!?!?
If we don’t buy it, they’ll lower the price, just like the 3DS. They make more money from 2 million people buying it at $60 than 1 million at $80
Don't even buy the console, don't let them think they can get away with this
I refuse to live in a world where a console cartridge costs eighty fucking dollars
Reblogged bladeweave
I will NEVER not fuck with women using a traditionally masculine title. Tell me more about that girl that's also a prince.
Reblogged susiephone
Boycott launch date of Switch 2 and buy it the next day, June 6.
This has worked before:
When the 3DS released, it was over priced too. No one bought it so then they lowered the price!
It has happened before, it can happen again.
If you can wait even 1 day at least, or 1 week at best, it will make a difference.
Spread the news. In solidarity of those who can't buy Switch 2, those who can buy it should at least boycott the launch date. I garantee you it WILL make a difference.
Remember the consumer is always right.
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Wait until the price drops. Its really that simple
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I wonder if sometimes Robotnick stares into Dr. Stone's eyes, like- when you get lost in someone's eyes because they are so pretty you feel like you are falling in a deep cave of stars
I don't really imagine it as falling into stars and such its more just-
getting put on a darken stage with nothing but a spotlight on you.
at first its nerve wracking to constantly have that light on you but eventually its comforting.
to know you have that attention on you, to have an audience to watch you.
how many others are also watching? who cares? there is only one to care about and that is whoever holds the light.
The light that is to present you above all others, to be seen as more than a simple minded being who answers calls and dose coffee runs to have the attention and praises you so rightfully deserve after years of being underestimated and undermined.
oh how it feels to be seen and given the world as your stage.
ight ramble over
go home
Reblogged batmanisagatewaydrug
Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard
Reblogged bladeweave
I hate... fanon archetypes. You know how people sand down their blorbos to fit into the same handful of incorrect quote templates and then they forget their actual canon personalities because they've gone too long without engaging with the source material? I hate it. I hate it. He would not fucking say that. The joke was slightly funny when it was on the office or whatever but we've all heard it over and over with different characters pasted into it how are you still laughing please let me out
The funny character has no other personality traits. Also he's incompetent now. The one who's kind of prickly is just weirdly mean OR sad and did nothing wrong, take your pick. Gotta have the Sunshine Boy. Woman 1 is yass slay badass. Woman 2 is the rest of the cast's Mother. If there's only one woman, she can be both. Do you want to kill yourself yet
I didn't say a fandom but you thought of one, didn't you? That's because they all do this. All of them. You search the main tags for the media of your choice and you will find them there. The same incorrect quotes you've been hearing for years. It's like a time loop. It's my own personal torment nexus
Reblogged americankimchi
i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better
are you really bad at it or are you in "good at it" spaces
Me: ah shit, I misidentified that yellow rumped warbler as a female goldfinch, I should literally be hung at the gallows for this. I'm such an IDIOT
My friend, pointing at a vulture: check out that fucked up crow lol
Reblogged bladeweave
kissing through a knights helm and sucking the strap are ontologically quite similar, in that you CAN really feel it, as long as you are Pure Of Heart