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@mutantenfisch

Arthur. Queer. Hobbyist artist. Real-life Hobbit. Cat dad. He/Him. Adult. German. Jewish Conversion Student.

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lowoncliches

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

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blonde-vulcan

This is sO GOOD

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ricetwink

never gets old

I could listen to this on loop for hours.

A correct to the transcript:

The man is beat boxing. The first woman joined in with jathiswaram. The second woman starts alap/alapanai.

This is such a cool story! Conservation of endangered species cants heavily toward animals and then plants, but you rarely see efforts to try to help endangered fungi, lichenized or otherwise. Part of this is because many fungi are very difficult to propagate, particularly those that have mycorrhizal relationships with plants, and so the best way to save them is to protect critical habitat for those species. Moreover, fungi that produce fruiting bodies like mushrooms are only really easy to observe during their relatively short fruiting season, so unless you're searching the soil or other substrate for DNA traces, your window to actually survey rare fungi is quite short.

But lichens are different. They persist year after year, and so are easier to observe. Growing them is another story, though; most people who give it a try put fragments of a given lichen on a favorable substrate in a controlled environment and hope for the best. However, success is relatively rare in the long term as lichens are quite persnickety about their growing conditions.

So what about just moving the whole substrate? If you have lichens that conveniently grow on tree branches you could cut off piece of branch and then attach them to branches of the same species of tree elsewhere at the same height/sun exposure/humidity level, and hope that the lichens continue to produce spores that then find favorable substrates locally. But it's tougher to chip off chunks of rock and move them to new places, especially if you don't want them getting kicked around.

So it's really fascinating that these conservationists tried out all sorts of different glues to find the most lichen-friendly ones, and then glued them to new substrates in old parts of their range in the hope that they'll use their rhizines to attach themselves to their new homes. It shows how much detail we have to go into in habitat restoration and species conservation to try to replicate the best conditions for a given species to thrive, and how we can't just offer degraded habitats to our wildlife of various sorts and hope that they find it acceptable. Lichens like various Parmelia species or Evernia prunastri may not be as picky in their substrates, but for a rarer species like Gyalolechia fulgens, our task is to give them their Goldilocks substrate--just right. And sometimes helping them along involves a little bookbinding glue.

WE HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE BACK

so my apartment building got a notice board to post fire alarm tests and maintenance announcements and such. the building is pretty well-maintained, so we rarely get notices. the board is big and grey and to think it would be empty like that 99% of the time was a bland boring sin i just couldn't bear, so i vandalized the corner of its empty canvas with a teeny tiny Guy

and within a few days, there was a sudden addition from my one of my neighbors along with a Bunch of thumbtacks. this was an unexpected, but welcome surprise!

well there was still so much space, i figured i'd add another crumb to the art hoard. i'd been playing genshin that day so i drew my favorite grandpa

and like clockwork, new art manifested!! this person is gonna grow to be a great artist i know it. the detail in those stones? hell yeah that's cool.

we're two weeks into it. more neighbors have joined in with their artwork. who knew there were so many artists in my building?? we're onto somethin great here i just know it.

update: ONE OF MY NEIGHBORS DREW VENTI TO GO WITH MY GENSHIN GRANDPA I'M —

WHO DID THIS

i am retaliating i NEED to know who did this

JOJO HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

This is what 'living in a community' is supposed to mean

I genuinely believe that the new SW trilogy wouldn’t have flopped out into irrelevance like it did if they hadn’t dumped Finn on the side of the freeway like a new pet rabbit the week after easter

Anyway in my heart Finn became a Jedi alongside Rey and inspired a Stormtrooper insurrection and Kyle Ron went back to his mom like he should have day fucking one and that angry redhead dude blew up with the star destroyer and Poe got to make it happen and at the end Rey doesn’t give a shit who her bitch ass non-palpatine parents might have been because she gets her new family like she needed and palpatine stays dead at the bottom of his musty hole like he should have and Finn and Poe give each other approximately 130% the amount of lingering meaningful looks and then one of their run-together-to-reunite moments results in a heat-of-the-moment make out like it should have and Luke and Leia meet in person a minimum of once so she can sibling slap him at least once for being a useless dramatic old hermit for a billion years and tell him to get the Chanel boots back on and stop being a sad hobo and then for no reason at all there is an ewok style moon of Endor forest party at the end like God intended

Conversely Supernatural ended several seasons ago when Sam and Dean defeated Satan because as cruel as it seems the cycle of life and death follow a natural cycle that must be upheld lest reality crumble and so Sam being a human with demon blood who has always been taken for granted as the good and vituous and healthy and sympathetic one is bound to the duty of ruling hell while Dean the sinful and indulgent one always forced to sacrifice his own happiness and get his hands dirty takes rule of Heaven, both tragically forsaking their humanity and never really getting the normal human lives they both desired and never got to have while at the same time coming to peace with aspects of their own nature they were never able to accept- Sam, his rage and violence and dark desires always pushed down out of sight in shame, and Dean, his self-hatred and kind heart that always hated hurting people and never believed himself to be good or worthy- each in a place of power they never wanted but were always uniquely suited for, in defense of a humanity they always defended but were never truly home in- and they are good rulers because they have always cared for justice and the living, but it is bittersweet because they will never again be the living- never settle down, have families, and grow old like they wished, nor die young and violent on the battlefield like they were resigned to- but to always do what they have always known, standing in the place of the gods they have usurped

The Transformers movies should have started on Cybertron and begun with corruption in the senate and the beginning of the war with the bombings of Vos and Praxus, then followed the course of the war with Megatron as the sympathetic leader of the rebelling oppressed class that slowly grows to become an equal or greater evil through good intent á là Paul Atreides’ false prophet narrative, peaking at Orion Pax taking up the mantle of Prime and concluding with the journey that landed them on earth to begin with in the canon G1 series, with known human characters only appearing in the final seconds before á hard cut to black. I’ve been disappointed by bad execution of good media concepts my whole life I can do this all day

so simon & schuster sent my boss and i a bunch of scanned nancy drew covers so we can use them for various parts of our project and most covers had two files, one with text one without

except for nancy drew and the hidden staircase which i guess they started to remove the title on and then stopped so they just sent us

How am I only just learning this!?

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IT WORKS

Is this new???? I've been wanting wildcard relationship search for YEARS 😍😍😍

My multishipping ass is about to go ham...

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