Have you ever looked at a 24 hour clock and gone "too straight forward!"? Ever looked at a 12 hour clock and thought "what if we divided it again?" WELL FEAR NOT, I am pioneering the 6 hour clock; featuring the classic times we all know and love like 3pm and 7am as well as all new times such as 6aam and 8ppm! The new clock layout that solves nothing and makes everything worse!

dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

The dandelions aren’t gonna fuck you bro

they have and they will

"if tumblr goes down find me a-" we have been making these posts for a decade now.. either i wake up one day and its gone and i take up cigaretts to fill the void or 40 years from now i post my 5G cancer xray results direct from my neuralink

If you can't find me on Tumblr, forgive me, I might die these days. Every day gets worse than the day before. Some money can make me live in peace....

Share and share thank you all

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

hello. i'm embarrassed at having to make a post like this again. i was convinced i could make it to my next paycheck but that's just not in the cards for me 😞 could i get some help please? i need to file my taxes (by 4/15), but i have upcoming bills from april 10-16 that will cause me to be short this year. while i could apply for an installment plan, i'm fearful it wouldn't be approved in time, and i'd really like to avoid falling deeper into debt 🫠 i'm setting a tentative goal of $250. any reblogs/donations are much appreciated. i'm always so touched and grateful for any help i receive. thank you! 🫶🏼 (p.s. please avoid tagging this post with donations or anything of the sort as it could hurt the reach)

$0/$250

p@yp*l

$40/$250

thank you so much ;_; means a lot

no movement since last update!

$60/$250

thank you!!!

nothing since last update. first bill is due in 2 days and i'm still short sadly. anything helps - thank you & sorry to keep bumping this 😔

i kind of want to change my url to something interesting but also idk… plus itll break links

ik a lot more people follow me for project sekai but physiology, invertebrates, and star wars r also super important to me •v•

hey guys

Fuck I forgot to make it a week (will I ever actually change my url…)

This generates a random element from the periodic table. Reblog and tell me what element you are in the tags!

matt just fired half the remaining tumblr support staff lmao

from my sources adjacent to tumblr--from which i can spread rumors and insider information freely because i dont give a fuck about ever working in the tech sector--im hearing this round of firings was focused on purging the senior staff, and not just from support but from the entire remaining tumblr workforce. i'm hearing there are about 25 people left.

If this is truly the beginning of the end, it's been an honour 🫡

am i stupid or does it say 16% of staff across all divisions, and bc automattic owns wordpress and woocomerce, we don't know exactly how many ppl from tumblr were got

like gen q i might be missing something

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She project on my sekai until I colorful stage

"Aro/Ace person gets given a love potion" story but instead of them being immune or whatever, it DOES work, and they realize IMMEDIATELY that they've been fed a love potion because this feeling is so wrong and foreign but everyone keeps laughing off the idea of it being a love potion because "they were probably just a late bloomer" or "no, you just finally found the right person!" and it's just a horror story about how no one believes them even though they know, they KNOW this isn't right and they can't stand it.

Hey all, Crips for Esims for Gaza has been purchasing E-sims for people in Gaza and need help to continue their advocacy!

We link them in our Hi Nay episodes but want to remind people to help out if they can and donate! They're an offshoot of the E-sims for Gaza program created by Mirna El-Helbawi, and allow you to, if you are overwhelmed by the E-sims purchasing process, streamline it.

You donate to Crips for Esims for Gaza, and they do it for you. Help these fantastic disabled activists if you're able!

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