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my brain has decided it wants to write some drabbles today so - let's play a fun game called can you guess my seventeen biases?
if you can get the top 2 or the entire line i'll write you a prompt for your member of choice bc my brain is out of ideas rn but i know i've been slacking on getting yous all svt content lately.
svt reactions to losing their baby privileges (as a prank)
seungcheol - pouts. you hate him. he is clinging to you like a human backpack all day. trying every trick in the book to get you to slip up and call him baby just once. whines and complains. will throw several tantrums about it. the man is sulking and bothering you constantly until you give in and return them. you're going to have to supply him with plenty of kisses to make up for the emotional distress you caused his poor heart.
jeonghan - is giving you the silent treatment. oh so you want a divorce? you don't love him anymore? okay, two can play at that game. acts like he's not bothered bc he needs to keep the upper hand but just know you're going to have a lot of groveling to do and he IS going to hold this against you for months to come. will need reassurance every time you joke about breaking up with him (pls say you don't mean it he is just a little bean).
joshua - shocked and appalled. man's flabbers were gasted. since when did you have the audacity?? just stares at you with those wide doe eyes like you did the unthinkable (you did). hand on heart palm to forehead big gasp faux faint laying across your entire body while he whines about how mean you are level dramatics. not stopping until you ply him with kisses and get his name right (it's baby to YOU). will stay salty about it for months. playfully of course, he knows what gets him extra affection.
jun - takes a minute to process. wracking his brain to figure out what he did. brings you flowers, does all the chores, makes your favourite dinner. astounded it's a prank bc how could you? he was having a heart attack thinking you wanted to break up and you think it's funny?? sitting alone and side eyeing you for the rest of the evening. do not even think about sneaking into his arms for cuddles tonight he is still mad at you (he'll allow it anyway with only a little extra grumbling).
hoshi - is not having it. will trail around after you and ply you with affection until you tell him what's happening. is not letting go of you until you stop using his govt name. who decided you were allowed to stop calling him pet names? he is calling your mom to see if he's done anything to upset you recently and getting her advice. whining. so much whining. so many sad eyes. he is going to be a big baby and throw a tantrum about it. might genuinely cry if you drag it out too long pls take pity on him.
woozi - surprised but doesn't read too much into it at first. catches on and acts like it doesn't bother him bc if you get no satisfaction out of it surely you'll give them back faster, right? inside he is not as cool as he seems. will think ab any way he might have upset you recently. makes small gestures like getting your favourite snacks on his way home or lending you his sweater when you're cold in the studio and is keeping an eye out for any changes in your behaviour just in case. pls reassure him it was just a prank.
wonwoo - knows what you're up to. will play the game right back until you're the one begging HIM to stop. secretly pleased it worked bc honestly he was hating every minute. please never do that again. sulky but subtle about it. you don't exist to him until you give his pet names back. will insist you use them extra to make it up to him after. and also maybe be a little clingier than usual for a while. he's petty and this will come back to bite you in the bedroom or in banter at any group gathering bc he’s making the most of the power it gives him for as long as he can milk it. forgives but does not forget. ever.
mingyu - whining, stomping his feet, throwing a tantrum. will insist on remaining delulu until you fix it. try again his name is not mingyu it is baby, please use it. preferably repeatedly. sad puppy eyes. so much clinging. you are going to be absolutely suffocated and he will not stop pouting or yapping in your ear about how much you hate him until you kiss his entire face and and spoon him all night to make up for it. his heart is still racing. needs sm reassurance and will use it as an excuse to get extra kisses until he recovers (give him a few weeks you SCARED him).
dk - doesn't realize what is happening at first. his brain goes blank. what do you mean? take that back?? might cry about it number 2. will either spam you or follow you around non-stop yapping to ask a million questions about what he did and how he can fix it. getting you flowers, chocolates, cute plushies, all of your favourite things. running you a hot bath and pestering mingyu to make your favourite dish. giving you a massage you name it please just use a pet name already he is literally begging.
minghao - gives you the LOOK over the top of his book. you think you're funny? this is now a competition and he's winning gold. king of dry one word answers until you're plying him with pet names and affection just to get more than one word replies back again. waits you out and is smug about it. how cute of you to think you could beat him. never do it again. he's going to have to meditate for three days. that was STRESSFUL. yapping about how mean you are once you're cuddled up in bed later bc scolding you makes you hold him tighter and pepper his pretty face with more kisses.
seungkwan - side eye. silent treatment who? all he knows is whining, complaining and being loud about how much you hate him. you want him to die? cool. he's just going to waste away in front of you then. arms crossed, foot tapping, ignoring anything you ask him until you stop calling him 'seungkwan'. your kisses are not enough to make up for the heart attack you just gave him there had better be a big flashy apology complete with flowers, coffee and cuddles. a little gift or surprise date planned just for him wouldn't hurt in making it up to him either. he will be noting every slight change in tone and constantly reminding you about this for months to come.
vernon - at first he plays it cool. just rolls his eyes, laughs it off and throws you a playful 'nah, try that again babe'. he is sweating on the inside when you don't give up. thought not giving you the reaction you wanted would make you stop but if you stick it out he will fold. stops responding when you call him by his first name. what was that? oh but you never call him that how was he supposed to know you meant him? is not above using the anime boy stare and fluttering his lashes at you if it gets him what he wants.
dino - not funny please don’t make him beg he is panicking. will cry. pls assure him you're not upset. sm clinging and whining. prepare to be cuddled within an inch of your life for weeks. his poor heart. please do not joke ab breaking up for a while, he's sensitive. rushing to do or get anything you ask. brings you all your favourite things. makes you dinner, or tries his best to. sad sad eyes. whatever you want just stop calling him his actual name before he has a full on menty b he's so stressed fr.
Scoups accidentally discovers that you like being choked during intimacy and so he does it often because he loves the sense of control. You accidentally grab his neck one time when you catch yourself as you're blinking back to breathing and his breath hitches. He twitches inside you. You press your thumb against his neck and stroke his windpipe and he comes harder than he ever has before. Not actually into being choked but the suggestion of it, the you taking control sometimes really does it for him. Especially when you flip the dynamic when he isn't expecting it like when he's cocky flirting and instead of folding you flirt back and get touchy and HE folds, blushing to the tips of his ears and stumbling over his words.
Soonyoung - OHMAMI
Mamacita, I can see the devil in your eyes. Muy bonita, tú quieres estar by my side. She might make me stay in for the night.
Hoshi sees you at the club and makes eye contact. Joins you on the dance floor and the way your hips move makes him a little crazy thinking about all of the things he can do with the flexibility you have. Makes complete use of it when he fucks you in the bathroom and then you drag him home with you. Just filth. No plot. In the morning he looks at you with heart eyes from where he lays snuggled up in your covers while you throw his shirt on. You laugh as you untuck your hair from the collar and go over to lean in and kiss him softly. He might have to keep you after all. Will cancel plans with his friends to spend the night in with you if you get what I'm meaning.
My brain did not write this to plan so use your imagination I guess.
You wake up to darkness. The curtains are closed, not even the moonlight peeking through the gaps tonight, and the other side of the bed still empty. You frown as you reach over to the space where you're sure your boyfriend was when you went to sleep. You felt him slip into bed sometime between closing your eyes and actually drifting off, that odd little slice of time where reality wasn't quite solid but not quite fluid either.
You stretch and sit up, looking around the bedroom but there's no sign of him here either. So you get up, throwing on the hoodie he left tossed over the back of the chair in the corner yesterday, and padding out into the apartment. You find him in the kitchen.
"Kyeom?"
It's too dark to see the blush on his cheeks as he spins around at the sound of his name but you can picture it anyway. You find yourself smiling even as you rub your eyes and shuffle closer.
"What are you doing? It's..." you glance over at the time, the digital numbers lit up on the front of the oven, and frown. "3am. Kyeom why are you even awake? It's late."
His smile is sheepish and your eyes narrow in suspicion as you step right up to poke at his chest. It’s bare, as usual, and his tattoos are on full display even in the dark like this as he reaches up to run a hand through his hair. It’s already in disarray, like he’s been frustrated for a while, and you wonder how long he's really been awake.
"Babe..."
He sighs and folds you into a hug, swaying back and forth lightly. You melt into his touch. He’s warm and soft and he still smells like the body wash you love from his shower earlier. You wrap your arms around his waist, cheek resting against his chest as you let your eyes close for a moment.
"Kyeomie."
He presses a kiss to the top of your hair and his hands slide down your arms to hold yours as he steps back to show you what, exactly, he’s been up to. You can’t help the smile that lights up your face when you see what he's been working on.
"Oh..."
He clings to your back like a koala, arms wrapped around your waist as his nose nuzzles into the crook of your neck. You know it’s mostly so you can’t see his expression but you don’t need to. The way his fingers play nervously with the strings of the hoodie say everything you need to know about what he’s feeling. You take the hand tugging at them in both of yours, lifting it to your lips and letting them rest against his knuckles.
"This is what you've been hiding from me all week?"
He nods against your shoulder and you squeeze his hand lightly. "I know your birthday isn't for a few weeks but I wanted to practice. Gyu's been helping. I wanted to make sure your actual cake is perfect."
It's just like your sweet, silly boyfriend to overthink even the smallest of details. He’s not a cook, you both know this, but you have faith in the power of Kim Mingyu and his skills in the kitchen. The cake looks cute. It's yellow, his favourite colour, with what you think are meant to be flowers and vines piped along the sides.
It's a little messy and a lot lopsided but frankly, you're impressed with the decorating. You always underestimate his creative skills and ability to pick up new things so quickly.
You can feel his eyes on you, watching for your reaction as you sway in his hold. You turn your head to find big brown eyes wide with worry and quickly lean up to press a kiss to his cheek.
"Kyeom it's lovely."
He scrunches his nose and makes a displeased sound somewhere in the back of his throat. "It’s a mess."
You laugh and shake your head. "No baby. Could it use a little work? Sure. Is it still the cutest thing you've ever done, which is saying a lot because you're incredibly cute daily by the way? Also yes."
He just blinks at you. "I think we need to go get your eyes checked tomorrow."
You consider the cake. "Okay, I'll admit I'm not seeing it in the light of day."
He nods, hand squeezing your waist and pulling you closer against him.
"Can we taste it?"
He considers this. "Right now?"
You shrug. "Why not? We're already awake aren’t we?"
You both look at his masterpiece. "If it’s awful please be nice to me."
You pat his cheek and step away to get two plates down from the cupboard. "No promises. I'm supposed to give honest feedback."
"Yes, about my music or my outfit or the movie we just watched yesterday. Not about my feelings."
He's sulking. You coo, reaching up to pinch one cheek as you set the plates on the counter. You grin when he just pouts at you, arms crossing over his chest. You lean up and press a kiss to the pout, making him smile even as he tries to hold back.
"Sorry. Sorry. I'll blame Gyu for any mistakes then, shall I?"
He nods. "His fault for not being a better teacher."
You just smile and shake you head, letting him nudge you aside to cut you both pieces of cake. "Maybe next time you want to bake something, ask Shua instead."
You hop up onto the counter and let your legs swing as you boyfriend plates up the slices of cake. They look okay from here, no burnt bits that you can see.
"I'd rather not embarrass myself in front of the hyungs thank you. Kook's already had the time of his life taking videos to blackmail me with for years to come."
You grin. "Think he'll share some?"
"If you ask nicely, probably." Yugyeom's betrayed glance has you rocking forward to grip his bicep for support as you laugh so hard you're practically draped over his shoulder. He pouts but one arm slips around your waist to steady your shaking frame and he keeps it there until he's sure you're steady.
You wipe the tears from your eyes and press a kiss to his temple. "Hey, you're cute when you get frustrated. Don't blame me for wanting more content of my adorable boyfriend."
He sighs. "I should never have introduced you to my friends."
You grin and wrap your arms around his neck, cheek pressed to one of his. "Aww, but baby you love that we get along."
"I do." He admits. "And I love that you and my brothers are friends but that’s so many people laughing at me."
You hum, watching his expression as he continues.
"You're supposed to be on my side, not theirs."
You smile softly, hand resting against the side of his neck as your thumb brushes back and forth in a soothing windshield wiper motion against his soft skin.
"I am on your side Kyeomie. Always baby."
He pulls you closer, moving to stand between your thigs, and drops his forehead to rest on your shoulder. You hum softly as his arms come around your waist and you wrap your legs around his. It's silent for a moment and when he looks back at you his expression is soft, unguarded, and unsure. You cup his cheek in your hand, leaning in to kiss him slowly.
"Honey, I'm always on your side. It's our side. Even when I'm laughing at you."
You promise, nose to nose with the man who still makes your heart skip a beat every time he looks at you with those big brown eyes so full of love. Every time he smiles at you like you've done something incredible just because you’re walking in the door after a long day and coming home to him. You let your fingers slide along the nape of his neck and up into his soft hair.
"Next time you need help though, you know you can ask me right?"
He nuzzles his nose against yours. "I didn't want to ruin the surprise."
"Kyeom, you making me a cake is already going to melt my whole heart into a big puddle. I don't need the heart attack waiting to happen of a surprise on top of your sweetness and consideration."
He blinks and shakes his head. "Try the cake first."
You just laugh and pull back, letting him feed you as he keeps his other hand on your hip for reassurance. You try to keep your face straight but he knows you too well. Reads the signs as your brows furrow and you cough after forcing yourself to swallow. He moves to pour you a glass of milk, which you accept gratefully, and sighs.
"It's awful, isn’t it?"
"I wouldn't say it sucks." You try to break the news gently but he isn’t having it.
He takes a bite and immediately spits it back out onto his plate. You bite back a laugh at the way he scrubs a hand over his mouth.
"Baby..."
You just blink at him.
"It’s raw. The whole middle of this cake is entirely raw."
You just grin and cup his face in your hands. "Why don’t we scrap this attempt and try again tomorrow?"
He glances at the clock, turns a glare on the offending cake, and nods. You kiss his cheek until he stops trying to murder the poor pastry with his gaze and turns to pout at you instead.
"I really thought I had it this time. I followed the instructions so well I swear."
You kiss him and pat his arm. "Next time you'll get it I'm sure. We'll make a trip to the store in the morning."
He sighs and helps you down. It doesn't take long to dispose of the offending cake and clean up the kitchen. Yugyeom is still sulking as you take his hand and lead him back to bed.
"I can’t figure out where I went wrong."
You just smile and tug the covers back up over you both. "We'll work that out tomorrow, okay? Together."
He softens at that, glancing over at you. "Together?"
You nod. He finally gives in, curling around your back as you get comfortable.
"Okay then."
The next attempt comes out much better, to both of your delights. You even let Yugyeom talk you into helping him bake one for Jackson next. Mostly for the satisfaction of watching the man open the cake carrier to lay eyes on the intricate blue and red design you two worked so hard on and regret every life decision the minute he asked his first question.
"What's with the butterfly?"
Your boyfriend's whole face lights up at this and you grip Jaebeom's arm to keep from collapsing on the spot.
"Papillon."
That's all it takes for Bam and Youngjae to cheer, running over to see for themselves. Yugyeom bounces on the spot, murmuring the lyrics to himself, and Mark joins you in clutching your stomachs to hold in the laughter. It’s not until Jinyoung, the shit disturber that he is, starts playing the song through the speakers and the dance party begins in the kitchen that you truly lose it.
Youngjae, BamBam and your boyfriend are so thrilled it's cute to see they're still Jackson's biggest fans. It takes you, Mark and Jaebeom together to keep Jackson from smashing his whole face into the cake just to ruin the design and stop them. Jinyoung is not helpful, just clapping for his little brothers' antics and grinning at Jackson's embarrassment.
"I am never teaching any of you how to bake ever again."
"But babyyy..."
"No! Mingyu's turn! I'm done! I can't breathe."
You're not sure your ribs recover until days later and Jackson, as his revenge for your role as accomplice to his embarrassment, makes sure your liver complains for a week.
The way your boyfriend's whole face lights up every time he tells the story is worth the temporary discomfort.
Jun - MAMACITA
Mama, I might keep her, I might keep her. I don't love her, but I need her.
Another short one for you because this is all I've got the brainpower for rn. Do what you want with it. Toxic relationship dynamic where it turns him on how cruel she can be and instead of pushing him away for something healthier she keeps reeling him back in for more because self destruction is winning here.
Anonymous asked:
hiii! can i pls request one where reader surprises mingyu on tour? i love your works so much, thank you for all the effort that you put in!! <3
i love this big giant puppy he's such a sweetheart. i hope this came out okay anon sorry for the billion year wait. it's a little short but maybe i'll write a follow up at some point when my brain is working again.