At least we have jacking off

Noooooo fuck god noo

i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens

I want Richard Nixon's head on a pike

here ya go train creature

Okay sure

oh so civil war guys can reenact their battles but when i, a 9/11 enthusiast

prev i need to be alone with you in a small space. like perhaps the cockpit of a commercial airliner

Kontent

Theres no fukin betterer way zum flyen.

@mousegirlheart

sorry i just cant get over the idea of accidentally pressing the c button and the switch 2 automatically taking u to a subscription page 😭

i want to play but my mind has been destroyed

i want to play but my mind has been destroyed

he wanted his favorite food 🩷 cup jelly

do any girls on here like me

btw it is sexy and cool to uplift and admire people who have skills you wish you had without using their ability as a stick to beat yourself with. even and especially if you are jealous of them.

A kockásfülű nyúl (1977)

“So basically my couch has electricity and I use it to charge my battery powered doorbell”

“Okay that makes sense”

Now explain it to a Japanese samurai from the year 1218

"do you know how waterwheels grind up grain in a water mill using the force of running water? We found a way to create a huge source of force that runs all the time and can transfer its force over long distance. I can tell you in more detail, but that's the basics. Now that is a chime that has a mechanism that one can press instead of having to open the door to let you know that you are waiting to be let in. It requires the transferred force to make the mechanism work and that wire is how we transfer the force to the chime."

Cat carrying kitten

"Tortoiseshell cat carrying her kitten up a flight of stairs. She grips the kitten's scruff in her teeth." - via Wikimedia Commons

Can look but cant touch

We locked a child in a basement for 30 years to read what ideas it came up with ex nihilo & tabula rasa and it only made derivative slop

I raised a child in a lightless cave, then at age 13 I gave them a lamp, pen, and paper, and they just instinctively drew a "cool S" and amateur Kim Possible hentai