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keep that damn chicken quiet!

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Over 20 ♡ He/Him and Ey/Em

something i hate is when i tell ppl im just a contractor and cant help them and they go "oh really?" no not really. i was fucking with you for some indiscernable reason. christ alive.

maybe its just me but i adore soulmate aus where theyre not soulmates but choose each other anyway. i get that this undermines the whole point of the genre. i just dont care

also theyre letting us go early today so hopefully im home by like 5 30... more time to work on this fic

pros of this job site: getting home is pretty much a straight shot down i87

cons of this job site: getting home is pretty much a straight shot down i87

can i confess to something. the one time i drove thru jersey i pumped my own gas and nothing even happened. i was not arrested or anything

I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced

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How could you forget this classic?

“The historian Cecil Woodham-Smith wrote in The Great Hunger: Ireland 1845–1849 that no issue has provoked so much anger and embittered relations between England and Ireland "as the indisputable fact that huge quantities of food were exported from Ireland to England throughout the period when the people of Ireland were dying of starvation".”

oversharing on tumblr dot com but my grandmother is on hospice now and like. i guess that should make me upset but i have never in my life met the woman. im being asked if i want to visit and like. idk even know what to say to that cause like it sounds callous if i say no but also. i cannot stress enough that i dont know the woman

The evolution of (trans) man.

(Well, this one, anyway.)

  • Age 9: "Tomboy"
  • Age 15: Strictly enforced femininity
  • Age 30: Hitting the mental limits of being closeted all his life and about to crash HARD
  • Age 47: Fifteen years now since starting transition. Far more good days than bad, no regrets.

The world may be full of uncertainty and danger, but I resolve to continue to find joy in who I am. Be joyful to be kind to yourself and be joyful to spite the bastards who would tear us apart.

saw this post and couldnt like it cus i guess im blocked by them but honestly this is a hilarious way to find out

can i be honest. is this a safe space for me to be honest. i actually listened to piano man for the first time last night and my first thought was "ohhh. what'll it be is a piano man parody"

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