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Hello! I love to write fics about Hitman, Oxventure, and OutsideXbox RPF. My current favorite ships are Diana/47, Jane/Andy, and Kazumaji and I like to write whatever inspires me. 😊
I often enjoy writing mission fics and/or romantic stories. My latest are below:
Welcome To the Family (General Audiences) - Hitman
To The Victor, The Spoils (Explicit) - Hitman
I’ve created a variety of one-shots and a few series—you can find everything else below the cut!
I need you to understand that when I say "comments are appreciated!" I mean that I will reply to every one of them. I mean that an email with an ao3 notification has a higher priority than a message from my mother. I mean that I will have entire discussions in the comment section if you're up for it. Message me on tumblr and I will have the same discussions on an even more unhinged level. I will dissect entire personalities and ships and fictional political structures and worldbuilding with you. I will become your new best friend. You already ARE my new best friend. At the last battle, I would raise Anduril and say "For my ao3 readers" while a single tears rolls down my cheek, and dive into the fray. I would upload from beyond the grave if someone asked about the next chapter
Watching TikTok try and rewrite fandom history by saying fandom culture was created by teenage girls makes me eye twitch to an extent I’ve never felt it twitch before. The middle aged women printing out Spirk erotica to share with each other in the 1900s did not die for this!!!! How dare you erase our important historic moments!!! You would be nowhere without the 30 year old women who dedicated their free time to making these spaces happen. Put some respect on their names!!!!
I really love exploring intimacy and the different ways it can manifest. I’ve wanted to write something like this for Diana and 47 for a long time and I think I’ve finally captured the scene as I’ve imagined it. It’s a moment between agent and handler, without sex yet with an electric undercurrent that feels perfect for them. I hope you enjoy! ❤️
Fandom: Hitman (Video Games)
Relationship: Agent 47/Diana Burnwood (can also be read as platonic)
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary:
Diana and 47 have drinks while waiting for extraction. She asks him about his gloves.
Your trademark, aside from being an amazing and supportive friend, is your fearless pursuit of blorbo-expression! You are unapologetically dedicated to your faves and so prolific is creating for them, and it's such a joy to share fandoms with you because you are always creating high-quality fics and headcanons and tidbits for all of us to enjoy and be inspired by <3 <3 <3
Awwwee Ninja that is so sweet!!! 🥰 I'm so glad that that's a thing I'm known for (and that you enjoy my blorbo expressions too!)! I absolutely love sharing fandoms and blorbos with you, it's so wonderful to share fics and ideas with a friend ❤️
Do y'all ever read a fic so good that it makes you want to elevate your own craft and also befriend the writer? It's almost like, "Hi! You write so well that you've inspired me to embark on a creative training arc. Also, can I yell about the character in your dms because you get it?"
Fanfic is a free hobby.
It's one of the last few things we can have as a society that's free. You can engage, for free. People give you things (art, stories, etc), for free.
Don't buy into the consummerism just because it's everywhere else.
You don't have to consume everything you interact with. You don't have to use things, just because they exist.
You're allowed (still, for now), to have things that are enjoyable for free.
Do you realise how insane the world is? We don't have many places where we can just be, for free anymore, but ao3 is. Did you notice we don't have ads in ao3? We don't have pop ups? Where ELSE do we not have that?
Where else can you just go and not have to wait for a commercial to be over or for ads to be on the sidelines?
I don't think the younger people understand, but the whole of internet used to be like this. YouTubers would do Youtube for free, just because. You couldn't monetise your internet presence before.
Ao3 is like a little preserved corner of the internet where the old internet used to be, and it's being attacked by people who do not understand that free things are allowed to exist without judgment.
Please don't ruin this for us.
Some of us need it.
In honor of the lovely @cajunandfire’s birthday, here’s a fic inspired by her recent ask and Moonstruck! 🥳 You can check it out at the link below ❤️
Fandom: Hitman (Video Games)
Relationship: Agent 47/Diana Burnwood
Rating: Teen & Up
Summary:
47 asks Diana out on a date, unsure of their romance after spending a year apart.
Your trademark is your endless compassion and love for the world surrounding you. I can't really elaborate further on that because I feel that just summarises it perfectly. You're supportive, encouraging, and loving, and those are all such wonderful qualities that I love about you. You're not just a Myth-Blossom, you also make the world and others around you bloom. 🌷
Oh my heart, dear Belle, that was so very lovely to receive. I'm so lucky to have a wonderful and loving friend like you! ❤️ I will certainly cherish this kind ask for many seasons to come🌷
You are so genuinely kind and supportive, so generous and lovely and I'm so honoured to call you my friend. The level of kindness you have is truly remarkable, it's a superpower more than a trademark, but it is absolutely a calling card you wield perfectly. We love you mythy ♥️♥️♥️
Oh my dear cicak, I love you all too ❤️❤️❤️ thank you so much for your sweet words, I literally started tearing up when I read them because they were so kind to hear. I'm so incredibly lucky and honored to have you as a friend as well 💕
New ask game:
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what your trademark ™️ is. Like, what’s that thing that really identifies you.
I wrote an angsty mission-gone-wrong fic for the Summer of Horror Exchange! You can read it at the link below :)
Please make sure go check out the awesome Hitman fics from the exchange HERE!!
Fandom: Hitman (Video Games)
Relationship: Agent 47/Diana Burnwood
Rating: Teen And Up
Summary:
Diana helps 47 to safety after a mission goes horribly wrong. Unfortunately, he can’t escape his past.
Kazumi brainrot 🐉 Inspired/based on this post by @majimasleftasscheek ❤
puts this in my mouth and shakes it around 💞💞💞💞💞
Today my toddler INSISTED we open every sauce that came with our Chinese take out so she could sample every single one. She didn’t care for the spicy mustard, she LOVED the soy sauce, she said BLEH BLEH to duck sauce, and she said OH SO GOOD to sweet and sour
She then decided she needed to shove an ENTIRE crab Rangoon into her mouth which gave me a heart attack but she did in fact manage to eat the entire thing with minimal effort on her part. This was after she chanted “RANGOON RANGOON RANGOON!” at us until we gave her one.
Kids are fun and I am exhausted
i think my favorite type of relationship trope is "stopped believing in love a long time ago" and "genuinely doesn't think they're worthy of love" falling for each other in the MOST romantic way possible
