Loot creature

Special sketch commission for Luxtsii

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

I want a new character

Then make one.

Everyone talking about posts that changed their brain chemistry seem to be leaving out this classic, which probably propelled me into activism and more self confidence in a way that I cannot put into words.

this ones big problem is it was born to be a pet but it has to like.use its brain and stuff

Really cool thing I found about pets is they can be trained to preform tricks! So if one considers using its brain as one of its tricks, it can be a good pet all day long!

oh okay!! =^w^=

Given that patent attorneys, especially back then used to have hard science degree, it makes the one about how they know the weight limit on a bridge funnier.

For the uninitiated:

My preferred version:

Dad 100% studied physics or engineering, he's just also a troll, which is why he's a patent lawyer.

I respect an "I can fix him" villainfucker 50x more than a "he didn't do anything wrong, he's just misunderstood!" villainfucker. like yeah they both get the cute domestic happily ever after, but man the first guy has depth they have nuance and most importantly they are actually aware they're a villainfucker

but the guy i respect MOST is the unapologetic villainfucker. "yeah he did that shit and it was sexy" fuckers. "was the wanton murder fun babe it looked fun" fuckers. these guys know where it's at

someone on twitter is trying to claim that use of an em-dash is an indication of AI-generated writing because it’s “relatively rare” for actual humans to use it. skill issue

I can admit this is a little out of hand, but I promise AI didn't write my 150k fic 😂

Reblog if you're a human that uses em-dashes

soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

the reviews are in

OP don't listen to them you are cool and valid and you should write at least another couple of verses

(This post is brought to you by the fact that tumblr are, hilariously, claiming that 50% of current users are gen z, and i wanna see how accurate claim that is.)

GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH

If you haven't heard of Julia Donaldson, she's primarily a picture book author, who we can thank for extremely popular Halloween classic Room on the Broom as well as the Gruffalo.

Let this be a testament to the power of picture books.

I'm living for these jokes.

Also I need "GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH" on a T-shirt.

years and years of language and communication just so I can fully comprehend the post someone made saying "goncharov is on poob"

My experience with the final update so far

My favorite part of being on sonic tumblr is occasionally getting notifications that someone else is struggling with the final frontiers update

it's called the Switch 2 because you Switch 2 a cheaper hobby

the thing about time loop jokes is, sure, they may be repetitive, but they never get old

how the fuck did they make a description for literally every single asset in this game I just spent like an hour looking through all of them

absolutely fucking insane people existed back in 2005