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hey guys what do i do in ephesus

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👑 solinus

weird day at work today

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👊 drooooooomio Follow

why is my master talking about a thousand marks in gold. huh. what

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🤔 dromiooooooo Follow

WOMEN AHHHHHH. WHY ARE THEY IN LOVE WITH ME

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🐜 ant-ipholus Follow

why do people keep talking as though they know me. i’ve been here for literally two hours

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🧍‍♂️antipholus

why has my wife locked me out of the house.

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💃 adriana

MY HUSBAND IS MAD 😔

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If Much Ado About Nothing premiered today and had a thriving tumblr fandom (don’t think about it too hard), it would be made up of the following groups:

  • Beadick stans who genuinely don’t understand why anyone else is here but are the majority, so they can filter a lot of this out and just make parallel posts. This is the stuff that gets cross-posted to Instagram.
  • Subset of the above who call it Benetrice because it’s less embarrassing but who have lost the war
  • Claudihero shippers who think everyone else is literally missing the point of the play
  • Claudihero ENJOYERS who think the above are literally missing the point of the play but enjoy exploring the dynamic and writing divorce fic
  • Members of both of the previous two groups that start regular flame wars with Beadick shippers even though their ships don’t intersect in any way
  • Benedick/Claudio slash shippers, most of whom make angst content about the dual that never happens
  • A somehow even larger contingent of Borachio/Conrad slash shippers
  • A somehow even LARGER contingent of Dogberry/Verges slash shippers
  • Hero/Beatrice femslash shippers, most of whom end up in flame wars over whether the ship is problematic because they’re cousins
  • Hero/Ursula shippers, all of whom promote their ship as the Ethical Alternative to the above
  • Margaret/Benedick shippers that are mostly just doing their own thing although Beatrice stans do screenshot and mock them
  • The extremely small group of Margaret/Beatrice rarepair shippers that are just *chef’s kiss* the most valid group on this list
  • People who are only here to write like 50k word Margaret/Borachio fix-it fics
  • People who are only here to write Don Pedro x Reader fic
  • Don Pedro stans who write whump fic about Beatrice turning down his proposal
  • Don John stans who write meta about how his villainy and deceit is fine because he’s sad that he’s a bastard :( (“Don John apologists”)
  • People who create blocklists of the above
  • Weird class of Benedick stans who are NOT Beadick shippers and instead write screeds about how Beatrice is abusive because she’s less outwardly affectionate
  • Weird class of Claudio stans who are NOT Claudihero shippers and instead come just shy of actually calling Hero gendered slurs (“Claudio apologists”)
  • People who create blocklists of the above
  • “Beadick is clearly compulsory heterosexuality” truthers
  • People who are only here to call Leonato a DILF
  • People who create blocklists of the above
  • All of the above groups are participating in the site-wide #anti maan #maan critical discourse “Is tricking your friends into falling in love abusive.” Greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,000 pages of heated debate.
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