Prentiss: If Reid and I were drowning, who would you save?
Hotch: You two can’t swim?
Prentiss: It’s a hypothetical question, Hotch! Who would you save?
Hotch: My time and effort.
Prentiss : If I die, please avenge me. JJ : What if it's an accidental death? Prentiss : Just go nuts and break shit.
Hotch : Why are you sad? Reid : I don't know Hotch : So, just for no reason? Reid: Oh no, there are plenty of reasons. I'm just not sure which one it is this time .
Reid : Is anyone else scared? Prentiss : Not really. I've already lived longer than expected.
JJ : Hey Emily , What're you doing?
Prentiss : *typing furiously on her phone* Winning the fucking war.
JJ : *leans closer to see her searching on Google* 'How to get stolen blood back from mosquitos'?
Prentiss, standing with her back turned to the door : I’ve been expecting you, Derek .
Morgan : How did you do that without turning around?
Prentiss: … To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
Everyone working quietly in the BAU office, Emily bursts in late.
Emily: I know im late …I had a …slight ..incident with my car.
Hotch: An "incident"?
Emily: Okay …more like a major incident….involving a rogue squirrel…a traffic cone…and a very confused street vendor.
Hotch: Prentiss...
Emily: Okay, maybe I went a little fast around the corner….. But in my defense, the squirrel looked like it was judging me!