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Yeah I'm not letting this stay in the tags. Your thoughts are on my blog now
Here again we see how absolutely terrible tumblr is at math because there is more than 86,000 seconds in a day.
Not to say there are that many flights arriving and departing from Edinburgh, but even if there were it would be about three a minute (A bit less really, but still)
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until i am proven wrong, i will continue to believe that there is no such thing as a large company that views its employees as people
"even if you don't get paid for it you should still put in the extra mile because it's important to show Loyalty To The Company" if the company could hire a robot to do your job they would
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losing my shit over this line
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How Far From London Can You Get By Train In 12 Hours
Slime mold looking for more nutrients
Slime mold escaping London in 12 hours
Ireland keeping britoid Slime Mold contained once it reaches her shores. As it should be.
Source: reddit.com
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some wyll love to cleanse the timeline <3
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Barely said a word yet and I already love you so much
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your days are fucking numbered and the number is 1
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"Dying has given me a courage I never knew"
An homage to our favourite fiery friend.
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study turned Karlach 💪💪
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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??
thats not the word I meant to use
None of these words are in the bible.
dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.
i’m sorry cock is in the bible?
Matthew 26:34 KJV
Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, That this night, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.
huh i didn’t know edging was in the bible either
Of course it is, they've been waiting over two thousand years for the second coming
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Anonymous asked:
Balian woke up and felt dizzy. "How do you feel?" The man asked. Balian wanted to tell him to fuck off but he couldn't. His cheeks were hot. "Fine," he said hesitantly and then felt ill. "Fine what?" The question was odd but he looked at him and said, "sir." "Good girl," he said. Balian was angry. He wasn't a girl but it felt nice. He looked down and noticed he had huge tits. She was shocked. "What happened to me?" "You're my slut now" she realized it was true. "Yes master" she suck him hard.
What the hell!
She suck him hard hnnnnnng