might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

i have to pee

If this isn't my future home, I don't want it

OMGGGGG

Sounds like a degree from Columbia, something students pay to attain, is not the long-term guarantee it was once thought to be. Sounds like a good reason to transfer out, not apply there, and never plan to attend. If they can just take your degree away after you've already earned it, what good is it?

And to be clear: this isn't a thing. Serial killers don't get their degrees revoked. War criminals don't get their degrees revoked. This is straight up fascist nonsense that makes a degree from this institution categorically a bad investment.

my 1966 copy of emily brontë's wuthering heights

theyre going to kill me because nobody in history has acted strangely and im the very first

“Locked Identity” (2021) ⌘ Brass meets braid, metal against wet hair

monday tomorrow. again.

the country boys are wearing athleisure. the suburban boys are wearing cowboy shit. The city boys are wearing pristine carhartt. And me ? That’s right. Buck ass naked

me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

It's been 5 years.